Bobby Valentine

I'm Big In Japan.

This is a parody account DUH !

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The Bruins mascot is actually a bear

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What is a yolo? Is that like, a cupcake

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We just have to hit the ball hard to win... and at least 3 suicide squeezes a game

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Two in a row now gang...one more and we have a streak!!

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Little offended @Toucherandrich won't ask me to host a "Home-Improvement" segment or a "Ask a Genius Restauranteur" segment. By GOLLY

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I spoke with @JoseCanseco and he suggested I call up Rolando Arrojo or Rich Garces from Pawtucket. Tough choice here guys.

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I prefer managing a baseball game in complete silence. Can't wait for our next trip up to Toronto

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The team with the most runs after nine innings usually wins the game

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@Frike The difference between japan and USA is people rarely eat seaweed over here. Also, taller people in general

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@Frike I'd tell aspiring baseball managers to set low goals, for example, 4 wins after 14 games

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@Frike The best meal in Boston is at hard rock cafe. Chicken and mac and cheese, wow! Very innovative

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I just finished catching Dice-K's bullpen session. He made a little progress, throwing 450 pitches.

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I not only invented the wrap, but I also invented the rap.

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Remy's restaurant huh? And where do you think Jerry got that idea from?

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I once attended a dinner party at Jack Bauer's house

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Trying to surprise my nephew with Tupac tickets (sp?) need help, can not find

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Somebody tell Kevin Youkilis I invented the potato pancake

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I love that Zoey Deschanel, she's very quirky

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@JoshDeGust Jeff who lives at home? How about Jeff who fucks fat girls! He probably does that

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Costner had great stuff in For Love of the Game. Needs to throw more with his legs though, will affect him in long-term