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[Bobby @Bobby_Katt]

@mikeroweworks Mike using a phone in the bathroom. And, setting it on a urinal. Really. Not only gross but other bathroom patrons should be free from being forced to participate in your phone call. Be better than that.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

I went to back out of my driveway, but in my rearview mirror I saw a magician blocking my path.

I got out to ask him to move, but he had vanished.

Must have been an obstacle illusion.

[Jeffery Mead @the_jefferymead]

Birthright citizenship was added to the Constitution to guarantee citizenship for Black Americans freed from slavery after the Civil War.

That's what it was for.

Now it's being abused. People come here legally or illegally, have a kid, and boom, that child is automatically a US citizen. Democrats want to keep it that way..

We shouldn't reward a woman (or whoever has the woman doing this) with citizenship for that child when she came across the border illegally (breaking our laws) and pops out a child. We are literally incentivizing people to break our laws.

That makes zero sense. It wasn't meant for this.

[Dan Noyes @dannoyes]

Just wrapping up a long day talking to people about the earthquake that hit the Ukiah-Willits area. Lots of damage to small businesses, some don’t know if they’ll ever recover. PG&E restored power this evening to the 8,000 customers in the area. The Safeway got rocked, but is back in business, with many empty food cases and ceiling tiles missing.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

A human fart can be louder than a trombone.

I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

Anti-Israel.

Anti-America.

Anti-Western Civilization.

Why am I the only Democrat in the U.S. Senate that refuses to excuse this or defend any of those self-identified communists?

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Here is what we know: U.S. taxpayer money, funneled through USAID and NIH, funded gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. That research likely caused the COVID pandemic that killed millions and cost trillions.

Dr. Fauci personally signed off on these experiments, then lied to Congress about it. Biden tried to protect him with a last-minute pardon. That’s the very definition of a cover-up.

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

Hey @TheView, i’m challenging you to bring me onto your show.

You spit nothing but falsehoods and misinformation in this entire clip. You might be “following this case now”. I’ve been reporting and investigating this case for over a year.

FACT CHECK: A “jury of your peers” does NOT mean the jurors have to be the same race as the defendant.

You confidently claimed that because there wasn’t someone the same color as the defendant on the jury, it wasn’t a jury of his peers. That is 100% false.

A jury of your peers means a jury selected from the community and judged by fellow citizens. It does NOT mean every juror has to match the defendant’s race, gender, religion, age, or background.

If that were true, every defendant would be entitled to a jury custom-built to mirror their demographics. That’s not how the legal system works.

The Constitution requires that juries be selected from a fair cross-section of the community. It does NOT require that the final jury contain members of any particular race.

The idea that people can only fairly judge someone if they share the same skin color is not only legally wrong, it’s an incredibly racist way of viewing the justice system.

Also, Karmelo was NOT 130 lbs. But clearly you don’t get your info from anything other than racist social media influencers instead of the documented FACTS.

And the AUDACITY to say “he was the only black kid under the tent”?! A large portion of the witnesses who were UNDER THE TENT who TESTIFIED AGAINST KARMELO were BLACK!

I am FLABBERGASTED by the outright lies you just spewed!

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

If you find a snakeskin, it means the snake outgrew it.

Same thing if you find my clothes at Goodwill.

[Jeffery Mead @the_jefferymead]

This is a textbook base of suicidal empathy coming out of the UK.

The Rape Gang Inquiry Report is Out.

Girls were set on fire.
Girls were sent to “red rooms” to be tortured, some of them killed, some of it livestreamed.

One girl was raped by a dog while men bet on whether it would vaginally or anally penetrate her.
Girls were forced to have abortions with knitting needles.

Glass bottles, keys, baseball bats, and other objects were forced inside them, some shattering…

[Jennifer Van Laar @jenvanlaar]

https://t.co/LCQfoXSejn

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Looking back at all the successes and failures in my life…

I can't help but be proud that at least the potty training thing stuck. 🚽

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Cutting out pizza and fried foods is a great way to reduce your calorie intake and completely eliminate your will to live.

Follow me for more health and wellness tips.

[John Stossel @JohnStossel]

It's the 20th Anniversary of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth."

NONE of his scary predictions have come true.

Mt. Kilimanjaro still has snow and Glacier National Park still has glaciers.

Here's why we are not doomed:

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

WOAH 🚨 Gavin Newsom launched a program that spend $23 million dollars on hearing aids for kids

5 years later only 300 hearing aids have been given out

That’s a cost of $76,666 per hearing aid

Retail costs for these same hearing aids is roughly $1,400

Gavin Newsom pushed lawmakers toward a state-run program instead of requiring private insurers to cover the pediatric hearing aids

If the retail cost is $1,400 and the state only provided 300, then that’s a cost of $420,000

Yet Gavin Newsom spent $23,000,000

I actually looked into where this money allegedly went, and officially it went to “administrative and overhead costs” instead of providing hearing aids

In other words, money laundering

[Bobby @Bobby_Katt]

@Katiegreenradio @AandGShow Congrats! You’ll find it’s the best thing ever (I know I did). One recommendation - don’t wait 23 years - like I did - to organize and show home videos to the kid(s).

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

I love when my wife says, “Correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would ever pass up that opportunity. 😆😆

Edit: I should have passed up that opportunity. I know this now.

[GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE @GOP_is_Gutless]

🚨 Gavin Newsom’s wife Jennifer Siebel Newsom paid herself & her company $3.9 million from her “gender justice” charity — 33% of its entire annual revenue.

IRS filings show:

$1.8M salary to her + $2.1M to her for-profit film company for school-funded documentaries.

Taxpayer money from CA public schools.
#Newsom #California #TaxpayerFunded

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

The most Green Party story I’ve ever read.

The Greens reparations officer, Antoinette Fernandez, who supports the idea of Britain paying trillions of pounds in slavery reparations, is descended from a Nigerian royal family that traded slaves.

One of them owned 1,400 slaves.