Chud Norwood

High functioning

[Chud Norwood @Bobby__Sausage]

@thehonestletter Cry then develop a bad back

[Kitty @TheRealKitty019]

Fast food was not a luxury item until literally 2019.

Buying lunch was completely normal until LITERALLY 2019. For MILLENNIA.

[katie @anaphylactica]

everyone going "actually jay kay is the guy, jamiroquai is a band" look man there are at least 4 members of The Jamiroquais i could be referring to with this

[Levi Ackermann @Emanxamilius_]

You can’t fix this. This is an innate problem with Brits today

How on earth is £30k decent money? If you’re a recent graduate then sure but for raising a family? Seriously? This isn’t the 90s-early 2000s

[Chud Norwood @Bobby__Sausage]

You've violated international law, the international police are gonna put you in international jail

[Chud Norwood @Bobby__Sausage]

@DI313_ Fuck does international law even mean these days?? fucking nonsense phrase

[TheDoomerTapes @DoomerTapes]

The problem with trying to fool flock is they also detect:

-license plate
-dings/dents
-bluetooth signal
-tire pressure monitor signals
-patterns of life
-your face
-your gait
-your phone looking for wifi
-your car itself probably pings it

The only way to truly avoid flock is to get them removed. They have too many ways to track you as an individual.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Check a bitch phone and all of a sudden she ain’t talk to nobody since 2016

[Heliotroph☀️🍇 @Heliotrophy]

I like how both 1984 and Brave New World include a caveat like "oh yeah no the prolecattle won't even notice or care lol, psychological dystopias are just something educated anglos do to themselves for some reason"

[G @TheGNPE]

🚨NEWS: Labour under fire after 160k businesses close in six months under weight of National Insurance hikes & extra red tape

And business creation is at one of the lowest levels in a decade.

160k businesses, let that sink in for a moment..

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: The criminal records of ministers will now be kept secret from the public, following the ruling of a tribunal

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: The latest figures show a whopping 92% of all crime in Britain goes unsolved

[Chud Norwood @Bobby__Sausage]

@1895cg Fuck off I'm eating my canned herring in the toilet you can't stop me

[Chud Norwood @Bobby__Sausage]

@Men_Sex_Health Bet your ass I'm still crankin the hog though hell yeah brother

[Chud Norwood @Bobby__Sausage]

@Men_Sex_Health I have an inverse penis. An innie if you will

[Chud Norwood @Bobby__Sausage]

@erickkhan Klarna some robot lungs when the time comes

[Chud Norwood @Bobby__Sausage]

@Kezamoon Are you allowed to keep and eat it afterwards ?

[AI Slop @AIslop_]

triple t

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

I see that sections of the left don’t believe Zack Polanski’s shared post is a police matter because “he deleted it.”

Well Lucy Connolly (@LucyTCWife) deleted her post quickly but they still wanted her to be locked up.

The phrase “be careful what you wish for” springs to mind.

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

Redditors are like “prosecute the Epstein class” my faggot in communism Ghislaine Maxwell literally moderated your entire website