Brian Suarez

Marcellus, NY | OCC Lacrosse ‘22

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

As I lay my head on the pillow tonight I’d like to congratulate all Patriots fans across the country. It was a tough 6 year rebuild. But we never gave up. Never wavered. We knew it was only a matter of time till we would rise again. Enjoy tonight. But remember the job is not done. We didn’t get here to just get here. Lombardi #7 is within our grasp. So get a good night sleep with visions of Duckboats dancing in your head. And wake up ready to work tomorrow. 2 weeks to prepare. We’re all we got. We’re all we need. #nepats

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

I have another old head take.

Music at bars is just too fucking loud across the board.

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

Watching Rory choke at every major will never fail to make me smile. Couldn’t happen to a more pompous asshole!

[Tron Carter @TronCarterNLU]

STROKE THIS GUY.

He’s the poster child for this shit. Slow play is just the tip of the iceberg. He acts like a third grader on and off the course.

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

Let the record state that:

I am “Out on Young Tom Kim ™️"

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

Mahomes’ only rival is Tom Brady, who beat him twice in the playoffs and whose ghost he chases daily

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Anybody who says that is Jack Sawyers most memorable moment of the season is a liar and everybody in Ohio and Michigan know it bro 😂😂😂😂

[Edge @SomethingEra2]

What did Tatum do to make everyone hate him so much?

Genuinely curious...

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

RT if we should give out some NCAA 25 codes today 👀

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Here we go again, Lebron weaseling his way into somebody else’s moment…

This is not about you, Your team is at home”

Kendrick Perkins knows how the LePlaybook works

[Smokes @nickysmokess]

Losing by 21 in game 7 on ur home court😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

BING BONG get the rotisserie rats on the grill😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

Kevin Van Valkenburg just made me cry

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

AKSHAY MATCHES IT. WE’RE GOING TO A PLAYOFF. LET’S FUCKING GO.

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Noles about to go back to back at ANGC

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

Brooks Koepka: "I always felt like I was going to win (the Masters). Statiscally it's your best chance to win a major."

He thinks of winning majors as essentially a math problem. No emotion at all. Killer.

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

FINAL 4

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

America watching Zach Edey play basketball @MarkTitusShow

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

The Atlantic Coast Conference is 11-2 in the NCAA Tournament and just guaranteed itself a Final Four team.

There is absolutely no doubt who the biggest winner is of the big dance:

THE ACC!!!!!!!!!!

[Brian Suarez @Bobby_suarez11]

Hey what’s up @ESPNLunardi @JonRothstein you fucking frauds? Idk if you 2 blockheads had time to watch the last couple of days but the ACC went 8-0 and make up 1/4 of the sweet sixteen.

Weak conference tho right?