If your ex ever asks you to go for a drink donโt go. You hate her and you will have to pay for that shit. Waste of time. Play #baseball keep your #chin tucked and keep twirling that #wrench.
Women are like baseball gloves. You gotta break em in. Oil, lotion, catch a few with the machine, mallet, taped shut over night. Just a thought #dust#gaysonby40#whippingitforkirk
Imagine not being able to rip 500mg gummies everynight with your boys and melt through a couch and eat full bags of blue takis then head to your room and #twirlyourwrench#withchocolatemilk