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List of things a person should do every day:
- See the sun rise at least once a day.
- If you love someone or something, you should set it free. In case it’s a tiger, don’t set it free!
- Unwanted pondering.
- Happy meal, of course.
- Watch the last War Horse.
-steal enough copper to make it through the winter

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Let’s take a trip to nyc but only go bowling.

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I’m gonna climb out of sewer drain and steal your ankles in a pick street basketball match.

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Bobo is Russ and Chad is Gio god I think my alter egos taking over.

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I’m thinking 💭 ya nothing.

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Dolly really was just Unmolested from time. Aged liked fucking cheese and wine. Rest in peace my beautiful angel.

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Anyone know if the Charlie drink is still at Dunkin or if the unicorn frap still exists. #bringmeback #thegoodolddays

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buckeyes ducks whatever man how bout them fucking devils Ralph got $11 a warm rum and coke one sock on and just said “we want bama” nobody asked him shit. Oregon got a duck Ohio got a nut ASU literally got the devil with a pitchfork how is this even a discussion. Ralph just stood up pointed at the tv and said “that’s football right there” it was a Dr Pepper commercial. sun devils by 90 lock the fucking gates the duck is compromised Columbus is under investigation Ralph is making another drink WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK 🔱🔱🔱

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Cletus Von Beefcake and Rutherford B. Cheeseburger really got active tonight holy moly.

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Bangladesh isn’t real bagledesh is in fact real.

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First road trip boner of the trip !

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I’m not gonna cry about my pa I’m gonna build an airport put my name on it mother fucker. Rich quick question quality standards etiology studies studios

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Oh boy a saggy cock gets caught in a Glock what’s new

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Chisel bottom fucking dancing on Jason Alden’s roof in Nashville covered in oil from the fryer is definitely top 10 moments like ever.

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Skat and his lifted truck are plowing the cowboys this year.

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’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
But a strange smell of rum was filling the air.

Then out on the lawn came a crash and a shout,
Old Ralph had arrived and was stumbling about.

His cheeks were bright red, his balance was poor,
He waved at the mailbox, then knocked on the door.

“Is Santa here yet?” old Ralph loudly cried,
Then tripped on the wreath and fell flat on his side.

He got to his feet with a grin ear to ear,
And whispered, “Don’t worry… I only had one beer.”

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Greening out in the restaurant bathroom had me crawling to get my food. #mayitakeyourorder

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Need to make Time Machine or freeze myself. NOT WAITING FOR GTA6 ANY LONGER! DM me if you got some info.

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Holy shit a nicely lit den with some wine and cheese without a phone in sight.

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Dude I wish there was a casino near me with like a bunch of my friends. That would be so cool.