Bobby Selzer

Bears, Cubs, Bulls, Blackhawks, Michigan Wolverines

[Bobby Selzer @BoboSelzer]

I’m convinced people who don’t like @MarvelStudios movies haven’t actually watched them.
I am bawling alone in my living room watching GotG V2.
This is a beautiful film about found family, and yes it has a talking raccoon and a anthropomorphic tree. Those are pros, not cons.

[Bobby Selzer @BoboSelzer]

How do claustrophobic people do in tight drive thru lanes?

[Bobby Selzer @BoboSelzer]

My second daughter was born on June 28th.
I am watching the #MCU in its entirety with her, we are already on Captain America.
Perfect timing for this weekend.
I love my life.
#GirlDad

[Bobby Selzer @BoboSelzer]

Can we talk about Miles and his canon events.
His dad gives him the speech (but gets it wrong)
“With great ability comes great accountability”
And his uncle literally dies in front of him.
He had the canon events all along
#SpiderVerse

[Bobby Selzer @BoboSelzer]

Tom Sandoval is Dennis Reynolds
@meganganz
#Scandoval
#AlwaysSunny

[TMNT @TMNTMovie]

Retweet the #MutantMayhem trailer below for the chance to WIN and be one of FIRST to see #TMNTMovie at 1 of 4 hometown advance screenings! 👇
https://t.co/ukJBdbCLJ8

[TMNT @TMNTMovie]

cowabunga! Retweet this new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: #MutantMayhem trailer for the chance to be one of FIRST to see #TMNTMovie! We’re giving away 4 hometown advance screenings. Share which turtle you are with #TMNTLeo, #TMNTMikey, #TMNTDonnie or #TMNTRaph & #Sweepstakes

[Bobby Selzer @BoboSelzer]

Do other people put @BurtsBees on their upper lip/right outside nostrils when they have congestion?
It helps with the chaffing from too many tissues, and the menthol helps with the congestion.
Consider your life hacked.

[Bobby Selzer @BoboSelzer]

@Alanis still very much slaps. Jagged Little Pill is an all-timer
Not to mention she is actually god in #Dogma
So, it is basically church music too

[Bobby Selzer @BoboSelzer]

My new dad joke obsession is giving my wife the same compliments I give my daughter. I find it hilarious, she is not as a amused.
#GirlDad

[Bobby Selzer @BoboSelzer]

It is a show about a cute little alien and a guy wearing a trash can, and I’m crying in my living room.
Beautiful storytelling.
#TheMandalorian

[Bobby Selzer @BoboSelzer]

My favorite part of the day is eating cereal with my girl every morning.
#GirlDad

[Bobby Selzer @BoboSelzer]

So I am looking for a specific baby @ChicagoBears jersey and can’t find it anywhere.
My wife is due end of June and baby girl 1 already has her JF1 jersey, need @idjmoore for baby girl 2. The photo op writes itself after that.
#BearDown

[Bobby Selzer @BoboSelzer]

Fuck the state of Tennessee.

[Bobby Selzer @BoboSelzer]

Nothing makes me more sad/embarrassed/proud than when my colorblind eyes get a color wrong and my 3-year old corrects me. #DadLife

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

A Chicago legend

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

Chi Town's newest addition 🔥

@idjmoore

[Bobby Selzer @BoboSelzer]

Justin Fields (17) had more passing TDs than Daniel Jones (15) last season.
Media wanted Bears to trade Fields.
Bears don’t, media questions Fields ability.
Giants are giving Jones $40 mil/year, media praises Giants shrewd deal making.
Make it make sense.
#BearDown

[Bobby Selzer @BoboSelzer]

At least once a week I am flabbergasted to remember that I am, in fact, a college teacher. Like I have a masters degree and designed a media studies course? Like wtf? When did this happen

[Patrick Kane @88PKane]

I will forever be proud to be a Blackhawk and call Chicago home. Thank you!