Sarah Jones

sunshine mixed with a little hurricane..

[Sarah Jones @Bobs_Missus]

A thread to join the great unread of the twitterverse 🧵

I do not “have a thick skin”

Heck knows I’ve been trying. For years. because the phrase of “you take too much to heart” is a sentence that suggests you’ve been weighed, measured and found lacking. 1/8

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@Morrisons is it possible to contact one of your drivers who has another bag of my shop rattling around the back of his van right now? 🙏🫠

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@RetroMoviesDB Erm.. no question @FryRsquared OBVS!! 😌

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@Rainmaker1973

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@CollinRugg Same vibes

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@tattoosbyjon @Rainmaker1973 343?

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There seems to be an ever increasing push to Americanise sports with traditional British roots - Formula One and Rugby League spring to mind, why?!

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💙🩵https://t.co/MC5hNhbSTV💙🩵

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@NoNonsenseND I find doing the yawn-stretch whist saying “do you want one last cuppa before you head on home?” works a treat! 😋 (or a suitable variation)

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@brodstanaccount Geez. Mr Tumnus has fallen on hard times…

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@theliamnissan

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@Rainmaker1973

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@halfironmum I had no idea this was a thing (and quite how horrific it is) until I experienced it 😖 I really hope you are holding up okay - hugs from a random lady and wishes for speedy replacement bottle x

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@travisjshaw @Rainmaker1973 Instantly my mind associate this to West Wing…

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@clairemacckyd Yup, there were two traps with riders, they slowed one down just passed the broadbridge heath turn off (it was dripping with sweat) the other just kept belting it down the outside lane looking utterly terrified - really distressing to see!

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Hammering a terrified horse relentlessly down the the A24 is sick.

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@sussex_police @RSPCA_official

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@NoContextBrits The dogs pee pole 🐕

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@Rainmaker1973

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@Matt_Pinner Postcode lottery

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@Ashy_slashee