Bartholomew james

I love to drink water from the ocean

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@chico_nix Who is she

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How I enjoy the beach

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Make sure your always asking the right questions like y was my 5th grade teacher always going to the principals office at lunch…and why was she always out of breath when she came back.

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What are your plans for the future:

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Let’s settle the all the on going debates escalators over elevators all day especially the flat ones

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Rain drop catch is the latest sport to be included in the Olympics.

-Stay informed

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Can’t forget why we all here: ocean

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gobbledygook is a real word fyi

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Me at work in the da restroom every 30min so I don’t lose my mind

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Kaiser Permanente recently conducted a survey that stressed the importance of reading. The article outlined the different metrics and standards from several countries. The study primarily focused on attention spans and how much I just wasted your time.

Good day.

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Quick survey just to get a read on the room

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I would like to take the time to remind everyone that is is strictly just an account for ocean appreciation and job hating

thank you,

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Turns out it wasn’t a princess it was just some homeless guys smh wasted so much gas brooooooo
Me on the way back to earth with the homeless guy:

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Sorry guys can’t talk rn I’m actually on my way to the moon they need me to save the princess of Nigeria

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Turn out I not good at teaching sign language I got jumped by a few of my students now they back me back at the clinic tuna find the cure to cancer

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I did such a good job I got a small promotion now I get to teach gorillas sign language

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On my way home yesterday I saw this weird looking… hol on brb they need me to fix the partical accelerator.

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Came back the next day and I got demoted now my only jobs is the to hand people napkins the fuck is this sm

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Yeah ima just go home ggs

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Damn the MF was rude I was tryna help and drop dead pistol whipped me