Everything everyone tweets is an attempt to cover up a deeply hidden, controversial, secret message (aka The Truth) that only you can figure out and expose in the replies.
Or maybe it's just a quickly typed random thought while on the toilet. Either one really.
If a group of dudes are forced to wait and there is a ball in the vicinity, it is literally impossible for them not to bounce it. I wonder if our ancestors bounced balls wall forced to watch over the sleeping tribe, or maybe its an evolutionary metaphor symbolizing rebellion. 😏