Robyn Boden

[RabidFitness Apparel @RabidFitness]

Bearded people are stronger than non-bearded people. That's just science.

[Robyn Boden @BodenRobyn]

I'm going to bitch about people on Facebook and Twitter. It's their fault my life sucks, not mine and the stupid choices I make.

[Robyn Boden @BodenRobyn]

@BLRabideau I probably ate it!

[Robyn Boden @BodenRobyn]

My stripper name is gonna be Pizza! @BLRabideau

[Robyn Boden @BodenRobyn]

Let's be honest. Without me, my coworkers would have a boring sexual harassment-free day.

[Robyn Boden @BodenRobyn]

Me- "Sam, how do you feel on a scale from 1-10?"
Sam- "Dee-vil... Hassle- hoff!"
@BLRabideau @srbelang

[Robyn Boden @BodenRobyn]

Painted my nails. Then, checked the oil in my car. #notgirlythings

[Robyn Boden @BodenRobyn]

@BLRabideau @srbelang Some night I will come home early just to catch you in the act!

[Robyn Boden @BodenRobyn]

The girl in front of me is wearing socks that match my underwear. Is that weird?

[Robyn Boden @BodenRobyn]

Dogs > Cats

[Robyn Boden @BodenRobyn]

That awkward moment when you realized what you studied wasn't even on the test...

[Robyn Boden @BodenRobyn]

Bubbles are like crack. Or pringles. Once you pop, you can't stop...

[Robyn Boden @BodenRobyn]

@BLRabideau @anggggslon @HCBoden23 I can make your dreams come true...

[Robyn Boden @BodenRobyn]

I wish we could communicate with spiders. "Hey! Hang out there as long as you need. Just stay out of my bedroom and please don't bite me."

[Robyn Boden @BodenRobyn]

I woke up at 8 and realized I still had 45 minutes to sleep :) .... since then, I've been laying here wide awake...

[Robyn Boden @BodenRobyn]

I'm going to buy myself an orchid. Because I like orchids. Because I can.