you want to know how easy it is? i'll tell you exactly how easy it is. this is the last bus and there's a jock asleep in the window seat and i've been riding this route for three weeks waiting for a good one 🚌📼
what he was thinking, right then: nice, whole seat to myself
"something copied my body off the canyon trail today and used it to deepthroat a trucker at the gas station men's room. i have the security footage. that is MY face with a cock down its throat on wet tile. its eyes are glowing PURPLE and it's staring directly into the camera"
found footage of an alien harvesting a jock's pubes and 3d-printing a fully erect clone of him which then goes on to absolutely demolish a pledge. the product is called JOCKSLORPER which is clearly a word that survived several mistranslations
the campus prince and star QB was a bodysuit the whole time and his pilot is SIX INCHES and just sat there BLINKING at me from the happy trail hatch while i did vulgar sloppy SO WET things to his perma erect cock yeah found your hiding spot buddy love your jizz 🛸🧦👑
Be honest: if you could trick a player into handing over a body this huge, you’d sever the connection too. 🥵💦 Look at all this meat... the sheer fucking size of this body. Enjoy being a rotting old man in the real world, Stan. 😈🔌