Sammy J

Trying to not 3 putt my way through life..

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

@HyattPlace How’s that possible when we are told no 24 hour assistance in the first place. This shouldn’t be needed

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

At @Hyattplace in Independence. AC is stuck on, no 24 Hour assistance, no other rooms. So basically I’m supposed to build a snowman inside when it’s 55 degrees out. #SOS

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

I’m between a 34 and 36 pant size. I bought a pair of 34s to inspire me to lose weight. That pair has stayed in my dresser and has not been worn.

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

@TheoVon said he only fucks good around the holidays. Especially during Christmas. @BOOSIEOFFICIAL followed with what like Christmas Spirit? I’m still dying 😂

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

@TheoVon said “Espresso is the Muggsy Bogues of coffee”

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

@BrendanSchaub lmao if your too good at hacky sac get a JOB 😂😭 too true

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

After seeing the @RamsNFL new uniforms, I’m feeling better about the @AtlantaFalcons ones now...

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

Watching the fight is very interesting. What’s more interesting is when the commentators are trying to advertise the sponsor and something epic happens! @joerogan @arielhelwani

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

Why do people say Dick when referring to Richard?

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

Yo S/O @MGMGrand for the fake $20 I got last night from the Cashier. Probably should check the other bills

[Chrissy F Esq. @RockyFalboa]

@sva__33 @YG “I got white folks money that I won't blow.”

As I have 11 dollars in my bank account.

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

Shook, just finished part 1 of Supermarket. @Logic301 got me rattled

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

@NBAonTNT #PlayersOnly Whose keeping track of @realgranthill33 “Money Ball” catch phrase 🤣 I lost count!

[Chrissy F Esq. @RockyFalboa]

2 of my starters on the #Vegas Squad are putting in work this weekend without me. get it!!! @BDEFalbo @BodyByBourbon . Chargers MoneyLine! #LockItUp . Just a warmup for December (Suite is booked)

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

Trust and Jealousy man. What’s there and isn’t

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

@BigCatTrillOG @Reachout_mcd Last time I think I had it is when we were blacked out in Vegas, but then again I was blacked out so I don’t remember 😑

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

*See McDonald’s commercial for new tenders middle of night*
*Go to McDonald’s*
*Out of tenders*
Unreal @McDonalds I give you a shot and you turn me down 😔

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

You know what the problem is @SpongeBob you got it set at M for Mini, when it should be set to W for Wombo

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

@HBO bringing that heat with @BallersHBO that last episode got real at the end.

[Sammy J @BodyByBourbon]

*Ayyo for yayo, Ayyo for Quavo, the money coming in, and I’m talking bout peso* #Migos #NarcosBoys @QuavoStuntin I’m just out here dropping bars for you