Bill the Body Mage

Inactive account. Follow me at my backup: @TheBodyMageBill

[Bill the Body Mage @BodyMageBill]

Retiring this account for technical reasons.
Follow my backup (@TheBodyMageBill) for continued activity!

[Bill the Body Mage @BodyMageBill]

"We're calling about your repair appointment scheduled for today; unfortunately there was a miscommunication and we haven't received the part yet. Can you come in on Friday instead?"
Fuck off with that shit. This is the third time you've delayed me.

[Bill the Body Mage @TheBodyMageBill]

@BodyMageBill That's this one! Follow this account!!!

[Bill the Body Mage @BodyMageBill]

Finally getting my phone repaired in the morning. This could be my last tweet from this account, so GO FOLLOW MY BACKUP 😤 (@TheBodyMageBill)

[Bill the Body Mage @BodyMageBill]

Today may be the last I have access to this account. Go follow my backup! (@TheBodyMageBill)
Either way this device repair goes, I will definitely be fully migrating over to that account very soon.

[Bill the Body Mage @BodyMageBill]

Dang repair shop hasn't opened it's doors yet today. Was scheduled for 11am. Hand-written sign on door says 12pm opening until further notice. Now it's three hours later, and the store still isn't answering the phone.

[Bill the Body Mage @BodyMageBill]

Today may be the last I have access to this account. Go follow my backup! (@TheBodyMageBill)
Either way this device repair goes, I will definitely be fully migrating over to that account very soon.

[Bill the Body Mage @BodyMageBill]

I actually swiped right on someone today. Nothing's going to come of it, obviously... but still.

(Go follow my backup account!)

[Bill the Body Mage @BodyMageBill]

Go follow my backup @TheBodyMageBill. I'll be migrating over to that account sometime in the coming weeks or months

[Scalli (Elsewhere) @Rapscallion_Art]

“The size of both of our heads, Scooter.

Literally each boob.”

[Madz is STACKED (hiatus ending soon) @madzisstacked]

Happy boob year 🥂

[Bill the Body Mage @BodyMageBill]

The next Andrea piece is in the works and she's so HECKIN' cute, you guys.

[Bill the Body Mage @BodyMageBill]

@ChristinaTasty Having tried Fortnite, PUBG, and CoD Warzone, Apex Legends is the only BR game I enjoy.

[Bill the Body Mage @BodyMageBill]

@woot_art With all of these fantastic DC / Justice League edits, one of these days you'll get to Giganta... and we will rejoice.

[Bill the Body Mage @BodyMageBill]

Go follow my backup @TheBodyMageBill. I'll be migrating over to that account sometime in the coming weeks or months

[Bill the Body Mage @BodyMageBill]

Discovered an issue with my phone that needs repair.
In the event that this account ever goes silent, follow my backup @TheBodyMageBill

[Bill the Body Mage @BodyMageBill]

Discovered an issue with my phone that needs repair.
In the event that this account ever goes silent, follow my backup @TheBodyMageBill

[Bill the Body Mage @BodyMageBill]

I just *vividly* dreamed Christina Hendricks wearing an inflatable breastplate and growing throughout an interview.

The disappointment I felt upon waking from this dream is immeasurable.