Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag

“𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚗!"

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

“So, you’re the punk I’ve heard about.”

- New writer, ignore “who to follow” list.

- N/SFW

- MDNI

- Ships w/ Chemistry

- Bisexual w/ female lean

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

She’s currently being stretched out and kneaded like dough (literally) by an evil 10 foot tall chef.

“Hey, stop! I’m not a pizza, you idiot!”

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

“I’m… a human, just like you.”

Barbara replied, watching Samus approach her.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕦𝕤 𝔸𝕣𝕒𝕟. 🚀 @AMPLESTMETROID]

"You look different from other women I've seen before. What are you?"

Samus strutted over at @Bodyb4gBarb's direction.

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

(( I really should start being active here. Also, I just discovered the worst Batman comic I have ever seen in my entire life. Here’s a hint: it’s not written by Scott Snyder and it came out in 2005.

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

@RagingMutt “And durable! Watch!”

Barbara closed her eyes and her breasts started growing, getting bigger than the mutt’s tits.

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

@RagingMutt “Wait right there.”

Barbara ran off to grab a couple of her bras. She came back with 6 of her super stretchy bras and gave them to the larger woman.

“Here you go!”

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

@RagingMutt This but she’s feeding Vel chocolatess

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

@FATFLYSPY “I think your body is Santa suit certified now! If not, there’s still more milk and cookies!”

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

@stxicraven Smiling nervously at the Loompettes.

“Hey guys! Has anyone ever told you how adorable you are?”

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

@AgentSally “Is that a challenge?”

Barbara asked, smirking as she crossed her arms.

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

@RAGECHEMICAL Too late! Wait, how did Barbara get a wand?

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

(( I’m wondering if Ladybird will be added as a pet in the update since we have Hank Hill in Fortnite now.

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

(( Fortnite adding an extremely customizable mandalorian skin sort of healed me from not getting Toona Fish years ago.

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

(( For five minutes, can my favorite artists stop coming out as chuds? FOR FIVE MINUTES

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

(( GMod addon creators work fast.

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

@HellishCurves ((I never understood why people praise Balatro when it’s basically a glorified $15 version of poker. Maybe if they added different card games like blackjack, I’d buy it. For a discount.

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

@AMPLE_ARAN (( I would’ve deleted them but that would take way too long.

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

@AMPLE_ARAN (( A friend gave it to me before leaving the site for the butterfly app.

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

@PheromonalLust “Moo moo.”

[Barbara Blitz, AKA Bodybag @Bodyb4gBarb]

“Shulkaholics?”

[𝒥𝑒𝓃𝓃𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓁𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 @shulkieshehulk]

#𝓢𝓱𝓾𝓵𝓴𝓲𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓪��𝓼𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓭.•

“Lemme tell ya something Shulkaholics, I would battle Galactus for a foot massage about now.”