Body Factz

Like to know cool factz about the body? Shit yeah ya do. Bringing you the kind of info you've been wondering about but too afraid to ask a human or Google.

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Your body is a wonderland. Full of blood. And poop. No thanks. #DatBlood #DasScheisse

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2/2...poops are niece/nephew poops and your grandparents' poops are your aunt/uncle poops. #somuchfamily #poopfactz #poopisrelative

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1/2 Your poops are your parents' grand-poops, and their poops are your sister/brother-poops. Your brother's/sister's... #family #poopfacts

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Buttcrack sweat is 34-100% grosser than all other sweat #fact #buttsweat

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If you jerk into a hot skillet you can make jackflaps? #body #fact #ejaculate

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#Dandruff happens when your existing head yeast gets out of control, and forms flakes out of your dead skin. #fact #flakes #gross

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Birds piss out of their shitholes. #fact #birdfact #dualexhaust

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Eye Boogers are made up of dirt/debris, water, protein, oils, and a mucous layer known as mucin. And regret. and shame. #eye #boogers #fact

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When you yell, laugh, sneeze or cough...your butthole bulges out! But don't take my word for it! #balloonknot #fact #touchit

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Your blood brings water to your nose if it needs to make a shit-ton of snot, so you can't run out of snot, sorry. #helpful #blood #fact

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Enjoying #anal #sex in your bum means when you were born you pressed your mom's dirt button on the way out and she giggled. #factoflife

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@buzzfeed supports the @Bodypedia thirst for #pee knowledge! http://t.co/Y1OMY89e8i

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Fruit smoothies are beneficial to your health because you don't have to chew anything and you still get to shit a lot. #health #fact

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#brown #fact

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Your fingernails start to develop when you're a 10 week old fetus. Neatus! #fingernailsaregood #fact

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If you like to buttfinger yourself or others that's like having a party under your fingernail & thousands of bacteria are coming #butt #fact

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If you have a "harelip" from a cleft palate surgery don't worry because your spirit animal likes to fuck a lot. #body #fact #bunny

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Sneezing is your body's way of telling you that you are disgusting on the inside and something needs to GTFO of your body right meow. #fact

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#Dogs have asshole glands to discolor your carpet. Humans would rather express their asshole glands all over the goddamn internet. #fact

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Err'body poops. #rap #poop #fact