Riley Boese

Welcome to my Twitter, i.e. a collection of the witticisms I write on post-it notes on my nightstand, Seinfeld-style.

[Riley Boese @BoeseRiley]

Hey buddy I'm just like you - I put my AirPods in one ear at a time

[Riley Boese @BoeseRiley]

G🥠reat athletes never compromise their values, even in the heat of🌋 the game🐕.

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

it was the busta rhymes, its was the worsta rhymes

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

I ain’t no hallow app guuurrl

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Every time I see Taylor Swift it's like if Sweet Dee actually became famous.

[Stormchasernick @stormchasernick]

Hell yes! Let’s do this…

[PJ @PJJ2013]

Who did this?

[Elliot @Benson_Elliot]

New zach bryan album tonight, who’s ready for 18 songs that all sound the same?!

[4th haim sister @andromedism]

that whole thing sounded like this to me

[Socratease @renfairebarbie]

I have this at work

[Chelsea Daley @chelsea_daley]

“You made that on canva?!”
Pls give me an iced coffee and two solid hours and I could make the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on canva

[I Think You Should HBO 💦🥩 @itysHBO]

zip line szn

[Jay Zim @jay_zimmer]

Can’t believe this is the last time I get to watch this

[Ellie Walls @ellierosewalls]

My mom texts me like I have a straight line of communication to the royal palace. 😂 #WhereIsKate

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

deleting dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he thinks he’s an elf and overheard me singing at work in his quest to find his real dad)

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Favorite car karaoke movie scene:

I’ll start:

[John B. Holbein @JohnHolbein1]

lol who did this