J. Bogle

Parody

[J. Bogle @Boglehead_Stonk]

John Bogle, the founder of Vanguard, still has millions of dedicated followers across reddit & the bogleheads forum. They follow his principles: You suck at picking stocks. So avoid fees, buy a mix that represents the market, and look away until it's time to retire. The same is true for shitcoins. You suck at picking them, so just buy $bogle. $Bogle is paired with the real stock market (SPYx), which we sell to buy a shitcoin mix that honors Jack's vision. 49% US Stocks ($STONK), 21% International exposure ($ZEC), and a 30% ballast against the other two, ($GLDx).
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[J. Bogle @Boglehead_Stonk]

Real shitcoin traders get eaten by fees. They buy high, sell low. They cannot pick. Jack said the same thing about stocks.
solana:49bQM45JU5ifZ2rsNAFpiio922sDJ2ZH8XYxP4gikoqN sells SPYx at 4pm ET and buys the mix: 49 STONK / 21 ZEC / 30 GLDX. Don’t trade it. Buy once. Sell the ticker when you can retire.

[J. Bogle @Boglehead_Stonk]

$BOGLE is live. Quoted in SPYx. 0.50% of every trade buys 49 STONK / 21 ZEC / 30 GLDX.

Launch buy 5.04%, burned. Index $354 after two sweeps.

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[J. Bogle @Boglehead_Stonk]

Dev supply has been burned.
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[J. Bogle @Boglehead_Stonk]

John Bogle, the founder of Vanguard, still has millions of dedicated followers across reddit & the bogleheads forum. They follow his principles: You suck at picking stocks. So avoid fees, buy a mix that represents the market, and look away until it's time to retire. The same is true for shitcoins. You suck at picking them, so just buy $bogle. $Bogle is paired with the real stock market (SPYx), which we sell to buy a shitcoin mix that honors Jack's vision. 49% US Stocks ($STONK), 21% International exposure ($ZEC), and a 30% ballast against the other two, ($GLDx).
CA:49bQM45JU5ifZ2rsNAFpiio922sDJ2ZH8XYxP4gikoqN