Frank Honesto

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

Raspberry Ketone is the new way to naturally lose weight! http://t.co/Oy1hRJrH

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

How Much Ketone is Right for Me? http://t.co/gIxC91Yp

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

Raspberry ketones are the newest painless solution to weight loss. http://t.co/AY3mik08

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

@howardfinkel Is it true that Mark Henry is the worlds strongest man?

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

I hate it that people assume I'm talking about the album when I tell them I love in utero.

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

Women and morphine overdoses #TwoThingsThatDontMix

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

@LeanestPenis It's Venus, in case you ever need to reuse that lyric.

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

@LeanestPenis You rhyme worse than you spell, I ring the dinner bell, my dogs come runnin they be gunnin send your punk ass to hell.

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

@LeanestPenis Right here #PointsAtDick

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

I always have the worst luck with fluorescent light bulbs.

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

Training an iguana to pull a fire alarm is harder than I thought.

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

People called me crazy when I started living inside of a horse-skin tent, now the tables have turned and they're begging me to start bathing

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

Wooing a woman is a lot like assaulting a police officer, subtlety is essential.

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

Vase Defence Tip 4: Plan ahead, pre emptive strikes on potential Vase-Assailant's are the tool of the prudent fighter.

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

The Surgeon General has declined my attempt to have 'Not Being John Cena' classified as a disease, or at least some kind of syndrome.

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

There's a point in every man's life when he is required to steal copper wire from the public library.

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

Why did the people at Sunglass Hut ask me to leave when I ask if their glasses are government laser proof? Maybe it's coz I soiled myself.

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

Sure, you could take a bath with a pretty lady, but a real romantic takes a bath IN a pretty lady.

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

I don't get it, everybody loves Zebras, but people get all indignant when you try to feed it to them.

[Frank Honesto @BogusSquidMan]

Some cunt on the bus is giving me 'tude. If you're the 'bus driver' how come you're so easily tazed?