Bohab Rex

Part time bassist, full time idiot.

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I think the only time you should ever lie to another person is when the magician asks "Is this your card?"

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If you never fly close enough to the sun, you'll never bask in the fullness of it's warmth.

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@Kittyw0lf1 I vote for "Es Ape Simulator," which I'm assuming is the Spanish language version of "Is Ape Simulator", a game that uses advanced AI modeling to simulate what it would be if various things were Apes.

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@Kittyw0lf1 Mustard variety tier list

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@Kittyw0lf1 Hang in there dude

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They call it medical marijuana because if I get high enough I can power through the stress and anxiety of scheduling routine doctors appointments

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@JusticeTheMusic Stickers are an excellent source of fiber.

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@Nemarosamentha Honestly, it was still pretty good.

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Sometimes I worry I might be an idiot

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Some people mistake burnt out apathy for confidence because it doesn't read as nervousness

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@Kittyw0lf1 Not sure what I was expecting to see but hey, looking good

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@Kittyw0lf1 You knew the risks going in

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I don't think I could go full vegetarian or vegan. On one hand I know how problematic the factory farming and meat packing industries are so I do try to moderate my consumption, but conversely I need protein to bulk up to fist fight racists and homophobes during the apocalypse.

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It's important that I trim both my cat's claws at the same time so that neither has a tactical advantage in combat.

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@Kittyw0lf1 Hope ya feel better soon dude

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Edibles, improv comedy podcasts and fire emblem=a good evening

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@JusticeTheMusic @saddle_the Jealous

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@Kittyw0lf1 Don't forget to make the dumbest face possible once you're "feeling it". For added points, try clapping on the ones and threes. Make it clear rhythm is a myth you refuse to cower behind.

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@Kittyw0lf1 First, position your arms so that they are awkwardly hovering in front of your torso. (It may help to imagine you were deflecting bullets with your wrists and someone told you to freeze in place.) Now shamble in a manner that will make anyone watching assume your hips hurts.

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@JusticeTheMusic Is it existential question day or something?

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I missed the 10th anniversary of this short I made with @Atencio but I’m celebrating it today.
Remember to Drive Recklessly.