if you don’t know me, you will. I’m making deals and breaking hearts across Burlington County #bossbohm Also known as Boss of the Pinelands (parody account)
@Raj_Bath please unprotect your tweets so we can chat. I inflated my resume to make some dough and I need a point of contact in Jersey for ppl to call. Thanks Bro, always loved your beard
@StephenSteglik Bro... This is great, when you’re mayor in Mount Laurel and need something, just say the word. I can run shit like a boss. Pinelands style
Hmmm should I stay in the Hoosier State or move back to Jersey to run for State Senate. I would murder Addiego in a primary with the Pinelands vote. #bossbohm
Politicos in Indiana need to get their shit together. Back in Jersey there’s a “power list” every year. I would be at least top 10 (in my district) here and top 5 in the “portly” category for the whole state. #BossBohm
I took a break and now I’m back. I moved to Indiana to expand my fiefdom and in the process I got whipped 2-1 running for state senate. Next look for my new “consulting firm” where I inflate my resume and try to shake some ppl down. #bossbohm
@DSteinhardtEsq @PhilMurphyNJ Hypocrite much Doug??? You work for Governor Florio at a democrat law firm that contributes thousands to democrat candidates. So you’re ok taking a democrat pay check while bashing them at the same time. @INSIDER__NJ@MattFriedmanNJ@wildstein
Real talk. #bossbohm has to concentrate on his moms campaign so gotta give Twitter a rest. I can’t be the #pinelandsboss if I can’t get my own mom elected. (And I need more time to suck up to Balvir). Peace out my peeps.
I’m on Air Force One! On the way to Vietnam to meat North Korea’s KIm jung Un! So excited! We share a bond that ONLY Powerful Men can share! We’re sole mates! I even I bought a new tie and underware! Very Expensive kind! Silk! Kim will be VERY Impressed! He LOVES ME! You’ll see!!