kaps

dont know why 11 year old me thought twitter was a good idea

[Meher @meherness]

Truly our last remaining frontier against AI-slop

[Sameer Sewak @Naa_Cheese]

Salman Khan tweets like:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
microwave

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

norris is proof you can win a championship without a single shred of racing talent

[vya ⁶³ ⁸¹ @neo_vya]

JUST MADE SOME BULLSHITTTTTTTTTTTTT (my first edit btw dont slime me out skskkssk)

[melu @melispunk_]

la vida del fan de max verstappen desde septiembre a diciembre

[sasha shady rostappen facts @rostappenwdc]

being a george russell hater in 2026

[kaps @BoiKapish]

this is why i love indian f1 twt

[zu @goofystappen]

time to use this again

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

"During the incident, an ICE officer discharged his weapon and the criminal illegal alien was injured" is about as pure an example of what Orwell called newspeak as you're going to find.

[Oksana @fadednailpaint]

A lot of young people in urban metropolitan India speak this Frankenstein accent that combines American valley girl and British bureaucrat with Hinglish and Indian English vocabulary. It's a completely homegrown accent. Nothing fake or foreign about it.

[IRL Loading Screens @IRLoadingScreen]

Former CIA agent and whistleblower John Kiriakou has lost his 2,879-day consecutive gameplay streak on Angry Birds

[John Kiriakou @JohnKiriakou]

You will never guess who reached out about a potential sponsorship…

[oscar piastri's pr manager @pitlanep1astri]

everyone else: arriving to singapore by plane or car like a normal person

valtteri bottas biking through the wilderness for some reason:

[kaps @BoiKapish]

@tijger_streep they made macaroni soup by first principles 💔💔

[kaps @BoiKapish]

so we just naming our kids anything now huh?

[Dark Passenger @DexterCutsDeep]

Bay Harbor Butcher

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

20 years ago today, ‘DEXTER’ premiered.

[kaps @BoiKapish]

me when im cleaning my glasses while staring into the void (i cant see anything without them)

[𝓸𝓶𝓰 𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓴𝓸 ♕ ★🧝🏽‍♂️ @DrakoAfoa]

🚨 NEW 🚨

New poster of Dexter: Resurrection Season 2 🔥👀

[kaps @BoiKapish]

no way bbc is covering ts 💔💔💔

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

The race to crown the 'fattest dog of Delhi' https://t.co/ZzvcIQYWEl

[kaps @BoiKapish]

1 MORE CHANCE. 1 MORE CHANCE FOLKS. ALONSO 2027 PLEASE

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Fernando Alonso and Lance Stroll will both race with Aston Martin once again in 2027!

#F1

[The Al Gore Era @thealgoreera]

Barack Hussein Obama