Samuel Bojarski

Vigorously self-perpetuating

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

Thank you to the restaurant car staff on the 14:43 @Eurostar from Paris today for being so charming and joyful, even though they had run out of food and the train was 90 minutes late.

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

@SLC_Repayment my SLC account says I'm £0.01 in arrears, should I be concerned and how can I correct this?
I recently set up direct debit but only from the second month payment due, so I sent a direct payment to cover the first month, which shows as a negative amount.

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

Tote bags are such a defunct technology. Do better, people.

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

Another supervision in my dreams. Exam prep is going well.

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

This "early to rise, early to bed" business is cracking stuff

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

Grapes are forgotten in the fridge

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

Melon is mid

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

What is the point of grapefruit?

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

Mango is such an S-tier fruit

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

Had a very productive meeting with my lit review supervisor last night in my dream

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

Sight & sound of the frozen fens
🔊

[Andrew Musgrave @musgraveandrew]

Back on the World Cup podium... Finally🥳
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📷 NordicFocus

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

The food minister is called Mark Spencer lol

[Johnny Mercer @JohnnyMercerUK]

Fuck me, he’s nailed it. Every word. 👇

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

Don't worry, we've got time for another 7 prime ministers before the next general election at this rate

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

I can't see Liz Truss giving her speech, but I'm confident that my mind's eye picture of her grinning like someone else is in control of her face isn't too far off.

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

1 Tesco free range egg costs the same as 1 Tesco stainless steel spoon

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

(From a letter written by one of Johnson's Eton masters)
Credit to @Sathnam Sanghera for including this in Empireland back in 2021, along with a bunch of quotes from current members of the government which made me laugh out loud in their absurdity or ignorance.

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

It's surely impossible to think Johnson's behaviour was just an honest mistake when this was written in 1982:
"I think he honestly believes that it is churlish of us not to regard him as an exception, one who should be free of the network of obligation which binds everyone else"

[Samuel Bojarski @BojarskiSamuel]

It's surely impossible to believe Johnson's behaviour was an honest mistake when this was written in 1982:
"I think he honestly believes that it is churlish of us not to regard him as an exception, one who should be free from the network of obligation which binds everyone else."