Carson W. Bokenfohr

What is this? Cats. Pyjamas. Decomposable forks. These are things. Actor. Writer. Composer. These are aspirations.

[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

@ericandre I’m not sure how to get this to you but we need to get you in a Patrick Mahomes biopic

[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

@JustinTrudeau You’re the worst thing to happen to Canada, supporting the worst thing that’s happened to the world. Sounds about right.

[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

@brotips Good, Davante deserves to play somewhere that cares about him, so he can care about football again. Raiders gotta change the culture.

[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

@lilkd4wg It’s the “hyman I miss lol” for me hahahahha

Like why you trying to connect after all that?

[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

Just in case any else if l wasn’t feeling old enough this morning- there’s an entire generation + that knows Linkin Park from the Transformers movies! Cool! 🤪

[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

@Trudeaus_Ego @JustinTrudeau This is horrible. You are horrible.

[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

@MarcMethot3 Mark “Trash-Man” Methot ❤️

[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

@CurlingCanada Hi! Super weird request - I'm Carson Bokenfohr, I was the janitor in the 2021 Post-Pandemic "WAIT IS OVER" Campaign, and I'm trying to get the footage for my demo reel - Any way you could help?

https://t.co/pfctyk2S7W

[Stephen Punwasi 🏚️📉🐈☃️ @StephenPunwasi]

3/ you also need to understand this little issue: real estate is valued at its highest & best use, not its current use.

btw this is from the textbook Principles of Appraisal, so every real estate agent in Ontario understands this, but not all will admit it.

[Stephen Punwasi 🏚️📉🐈☃️ @StephenPunwasi]

Higher property taxes. Higher home prices. Disregard of basic real estate education.

Let's talk about how you were sold into advocating for those issues against your own interest, by politicians pushing for broad zoning deregulation.

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[Stephen Punwasi 🏚️📉🐈☃️ @StephenPunwasi]

People always say the vacant home issue is a myth, because "everyone would rather collect rent!"

Not true. Central banks & governments distorted markets so much, it's worse to have tenants.

Here's what investment firms think. You'll be outraged in a few tweets.

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[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

@JustinTrudeau You are the worst thing to happen to Canada.

[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

@Thealbinorhino5 @MissinCurfew Sam bennetts punch, tkachuks slash, punch, spear.

The list goes on.

[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

@Reeapz98 @OilersJack *having to endure canucks fans lol.

[Georges Laraque @GeorgesLaraque]

hey @EdmontonOilers do you need a bodyguard for @cmcdavid97? I’m ready 🔥 😂🤣

[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

@JustinTrudeau We will, to Edmonton. Don’t ruin a good thing for us.

[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

Yo who keeps tinkering with KD?

[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

@JeremySochan

Merry Christmas dude! ❤️ keep being you

[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

@dougarmstrang @JordanKyrou Especially if his comment is literally “i have no comment”

[Carson W. Bokenfohr @Boken4]

@JordanKyrou ❤️ they owe you one