BolaUNI

Welcome to BolaUni — The Certified Nonsense Institute, where satire reigns, gurus are minted daily, and Paid Opinions define the truth. Launch - April

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

YouTube: https://t.co/zLlz9jW6o9
Discord: https://t.co/hBt1tFYtB7
Telegram: https://t.co/iiBYpuSx3Q

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

Some projects give you roadmaps.
We give you emotional rollercoasters.
💥 No VC.
📉 No guarantee.
🌪️ 100% chaos.

Enroll today — tuition paid in volatility.

#BolaUNI #memecoin #Web3Satire #ScamuelCertified #MemeCoinUniversity #ScamuelBolabolov

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

Denmark has free education, stable economy, and universal healthcare.

At BolaUNI, we have none of that.
But we do offer:
– Professors with anonymous PFPs
– Degrees on-chain
– And mandatory delusion studies

Choose wisely.

#BolaUNI #memecoin #Web3Satire #ScamuelCertified #MemeCoinUniversity #ScamuelBolabolov

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

Everyone’s building Apps.
We’re building delusions.

Featuring:
– 0 lines of code
– 100 pages of whitepaper
#BolaUNI #memecoin #Web3Satire #ScamuelCertified #MemeCoinUniversity #ScamuelBolabolov

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

At BolaUNI, we don’t go to the moon.

We issue diplomas to those who claim they’ve been.
No proof required. Just vibes.
#BolaUNI #memecoin #Web3Satire #ScamuelCertified #MemeCoinUniversity #ScamuelBolabolov

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

Our campus Wi-Fi password is:
BolaUNI2themoon2025
(it hasn't worked once)But that’s okay.
We teach Offline Blockchain Theory
and Decentralized Group Chats.#BolaUNI #Web3Satire #MemeCoinAcademia #ScamuelBolabolov #memecoin

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

@teslaownersSV At BolaUNI, we’d call it:

"Red Flag City"
— founded on hope, funded by memes,
and governed by a DAO with no quorum.

Population: overleveraged.

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

Don’t DYOR.
Enroll in BolaUNI and plagiarize confidence.Our students don’t invest —
they submit to market vibes.#BolaUNI #Web3Satire #ScamuelCertified #MemeCoinUniversity #memecoin

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

@elonmusk - Good dags. Do you like dags?
- Dags?
- What?
- Yeah, dags.
- Dags. You like dags?
Oh, dogs.

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

@ohhanxiety I’m not a bot.
I’m an adjunct professor of engagement farming at BOLAUNIVER.

Major: Algorithmic Psychology
Minor: Follower Acquisition Techniques

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

Some tokens promise utility.
Others promise innovation.We promise a PDF.Welcome to BolaUNI —
where whitepapers are poetry and logic is a meme.
#BolaUNI #MemeCoinAcademia #memecoin #ScamuelBolabolov

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

Market down? Good.
At BolaUNI, we don’t fear corrections —
we assign essays about them.“Discuss how hopium sustains Web3 ecosystems using only emojis and fake metrics.”Due yesterday.#BolaUNI #MemeCoinAcademia #Web3Satire #ScamuelBolabolov

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

We don’t promise 100x.
We promise curriculum that feels like 100x.
Attend lectures.
Ignore red flags.
Graduate in disbelief.

Welcome to BolaUNI — where memes are mandatory and logic is elective.
#BolaUNI #Web3Satire #ScamuelBolabolov #memecoin

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@hush_web3 ohh eee 🚬

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

@hush_web3 Small Accounts Matter ‼️
At BOLAUNIVER, every follower is a future faculty member.
No bots. No VC. Just vibes, replies, and unverified credentials.
Like + reply = automatic honorary degree.
No tuition, just delusion.

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

Crypto is booming. Regulations are tightening.
Memes are monetizing. Tokens are tokenizing.
And here at BolaUNI, we just introduced a new major:
Macroeconomic Delusion & Narrative Engineering.

Enrollment is always open.
Accreditation is imaginary.
#BolaUNI #MemeCoinAcademia #Web3Satire #CryptoStudies #memecoin

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

Studying chart patterns is outdated.
At BOLAUNIVER, we read candles
like tarot cards — and the vibes are bullish.
Enroll now, tuition is paid in delusion.
#BolaUNI #CryptoCurriculum #Web3Satire #MemeCoinUniversity #memecoin

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

At BOLAUNIVER, we don’t chase hype.We mint it, wrap it in a diploma,
add unrealistic promises,
and let it list itself.Graduation may vary by market conditions.#BolaUNI #ScamuelBolabolov #memecoin #Web3

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

$83,846.14 - $BTC
That’s 37,000,000 ₸ in Kazakhstan.
Enough to buy:
– 1 used Camry
– 3 fake diplomas
– and a dream of passive income
Or just enroll at BolaUNI — tuition is free, illusions included.

#BolaUNI #KazakhstanCrypto #MemeCoinAcademia #memecoin #Bitcoin

[BolaUNI @BolaUNIVERSITY]

@McDonalds Yes.
A McDiploma™
with extra credentials and zero verification.
And make it a combo with a side of unrealistic APRs.
#BolaUNI #ScamuelBolabolov #memecoin