AMC, Regal, and Fandango servers have all crashed! I can’t get THE ODYSSEY tickets…ERROR message over and over again 😭
Is this what Christopher Nolan intended?! 💔
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I once met a woman at a bar. Not only was she hot as fuck, but she liked anime, and we hit it off really well. She invited me over to her house. I knew what she wanted. You don't invite a man to your house for any reason but one, and I wasn't stupid enough to say no. I don't think a straight man alive would.
We got to her house, and it was a mess. I would call it a pig-sty, but that would have insulted the pigs. You could not see the ground because it was covered in garbage.
Needless to say, the moment I saw her place, I left and never looked back. I don't care how hot a person is, I have too much self-respect to date someone who lives like the words 'environmental hygiene' don't exist.
Beetle Moses: A Comics Menagerie is arriving October 6, 2026! You can preorder your copy right now through the link in my bio. Beautiful hardback with all the certified beetle classics.
Milly Alcock reveals that she’s never seen “Black Widow,” “Captain Marvel” or “Wonder Woman.” “Which is probably not great,” Alcock says. “I should just lie!”
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