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Hair and Makeup Artist in Lincoln, NE— Momma to be with a bad sense of humor 🤷🏼‍♀️

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

Verizon at opening on any day is like Black Friday. There’s literally 10 people crowding the door waiting for it to open 🙄 #immajustwaitrighthere #inmywarmcar

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I knew I was like having a baby but now that we have her nursery done and the bassinet for our room and her swing I’m like holy fuck there’s gonna be a tiny human here in 13 weeks.

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

Finally done Christmas shopping. With the amount of shit I’ve ordered this week, amazon prime would have more than paid for itself 🙈

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

The pregnancy brain is so real rn. I have no clue where the eff I put my phone charger today. #gameover

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

Life size and life size 2 are on, so I’ll be worthless the rest of the day.

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

I’ve been asking Connor to go pick up a treadmill from his parents for me for like 3 months now. He promised he would before he left for training, so naturally he’s gone at training and his buddies are bringing it🙈 #lazybones

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

I literally went pee, walked 10 steps back to my bed and had to pee again. #getoffmybladder #pregnantprobs

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

😍I love my guy

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

@the_deinesty21 That’s rude

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

I always try to be careful when I snack in bed so that Connor doesn’t know I do it.. then he comes at me with the “were you eating in bed again” as he brushes crumbs off his side... every time. 🙈

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

I also think I’m pretty sneaky hiding my snacks throughout the house... and Connor finds all of those.. so I need a new house with better hiding spots next time I’m pregnant 🙈

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

“God I’m such a beached whale”

Connor- “elegant dolphin baby, elegant dolphin.” 😂💃🏼🐬

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

@BaileeSchuster I have been craving lunch time popcorn chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy from there. Try to make it myself and nothing compares 😭

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

Also my fiancé is the shit because he surprised me by coming home for a couple hours and with the blizzard I’ve been craving. 🙌🏻

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

Guys the Bahamas did a number on me. I gained a ton of weight, my back is killing me, my boobs are leaking, hormones hyped and I can not control my emotions at all. #imamess

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

Carter has had quite the comments this week when seeing me in a suit.

“That big belly looks good in your swim suit moo.”

“Moo that’s a really big belly button.”

Thanks kid.

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

Leaving for the Bahamas in 2 hours... guess I won’t sleep. #beentryingfor4hours #babyhasotherplans

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

Ventures out in this shit cause I NEED ice cream....and Dairy Queen is closed. What the fuck Lincoln.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

AMERICA FIRST!

[#aboldt @BoldtAmanda]

After Ro is here... @the_deinesty21

[Boomer Bass @Boomer_Bass_]

Guys: I have cracked the code. Yesterday morning I woke my wife up, I kissed her cheek, and I whispered softly in her ear:
“I’m taking you to get mimosas. Let’s go get drunk at 10:00 in the morning”

I swear to god I’ve never seen her so happy.