Your girlfriend doesn’t want heart shaped jewelry, I promise you. If you read this and still think she wants something heart shaped, I am willing to help you find something that isn’t ugly. This is my act of service to my fellow women.
i saw my highschool ex at a party in Vegas and he goes
“let me see the underneath of your nails”
*he looks at them*
“yep ok nothings changed thank god”
.........bc they were dirty
..........mood
I love how extra Jake is. He requested to cut his wedding cake with the real Jon snow sword from GAME OF THRONES. And made it happen. I also held that shit with my own hands. Fucking legend. Expensive ass cake that nobody got to taste. (these are not my photos) 😂😂