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[Will Applebee @WillApplebee]

“Sure Wake Forest beat SMU by 200 but Alabama beating Vandy by 3 is the real story here…what a gritty win against an SEC opponent”

[Novig @Novig]

Powerhouse football program Wake Forest has outscored opponents 306-31 over their last 5½ games…

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Wake Forest has outscored their opponents 299-31 in their last 6 games.

[Theophrastus @BolivarBiz]

@BFW

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BELTTTTT

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Wake Forest head coach Jake Dickert on being up 42-0 on SMU at halftime:

"We're not finished with them yet. We came for 60 minutes and they've got nowhere to hide."

(via @CamLemons_)

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

I apologize to Wake Forest.

I WAS familiar with your game, but picked the ponies anyway.

What a wagon this Deacon team is.

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@JR_Magnuson Southern Merrimack University 😂😂

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@WhitetailLP @grok Grok is hallucinating. Kentucky plays Louisville as well

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Reminder that the ACC was 8-6 against the SEC in 2025

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@JR_Magnuson

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@CFBPlayoff No such thing as a “quality loss” in the ACC I guess. Doesn’t matter. Run the tables and punch your ticket Deacs

[Cover 3 Podcast @Cover3Podcast]

“We need to show Wake Forest a bit more respect.”

@TomFornelli pulls out the blind resume to compare teams that aren’t receiving the same treatment 👀

[Theophrastus @BolivarBiz]

@InsideGamecocks Another hypothetical win for the SEC!

[JMU Sports News @JMUSportsNews]

To clarify for the dense people in the replies: No, JMU is not bussing to Oregon.

The Dukes bus to an off-campus location where each player picks up a Lime scooter. They then travel as a pack via scooter with the linemen at the front and back to fend off wild animals.

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If Notre Dame were in a conference, they wouldn’t have to worry about getting jumped by JMU #suckstosuck

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31

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The Wake Forest Bubble Deacons

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

WAKE FOREST WALK OFF FIELD GOAL

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Second half assterclass by the Giants