maddie bollinger

a morning person but in a cool way

[sarah @sarahisferal]

me when i accidentally sing a tritone

[maddie bollinger @BollingerMaddie]

@sarahisferal I hope you step on legos

[maddie bollinger @BollingerMaddie]

you walk into the rott…

[maddie bollinger @BollingerMaddie]

if you don’t have a decent sense of humor please do us all a favor and stop using venmo. we’re tired of seeing you pay people for “gas” and “chipotle”. putting a mild amount of effort into your description is common courtesy now.

[maddie bollinger @BollingerMaddie]

@sarahisferal this is an unfair interpretation of what happened