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whats ur secret *grabs microphone* i owe my success to spicy chicken sandwiches and the funk

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The delta 8 and adderall meeting for the first time in my brain

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Anyone need anything while I’m asking the universe for some money and confidence?

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Thursday

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My therapist and I haven’t met in 2 weeks so I texted her to buckle up for tomorrow cause I have some tea 🫖 unfortunately it’s about me so it isn’t as fun (for me) but the people pleaser in me thinks she enjoyed it

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Uber Eats push notifications are starting to rival CoStar so that’s saying something

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God really did me dirty bc I should have been born a white male in the insurance industry playing golf every other day drinking transfusions ripping a golf cart around

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Is Mercury in retrograde or am I the problem? Made a mood board to elaborate further on my Monday. Drop yours below if you want idc

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I don’t think I like New Years tbh

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What time is it? Time to get blackout at the wake forest basketball game and blow off the “my dog is being put down” steam

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Crazy to think about how like one day you woke up and it was the last time you’ll ever use a stroller. And you have no idea

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It’s January 1… time to drop some drafts. A 🧵:

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Who am I to have an opinion? I know water is good for you and I still don’t drink it

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Nothing makes me go absolutely feral like a grocery store on a holiday week

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@JoelDanworth HAHAH

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We should be putting tariffs exclusively on men’s bomber jackets and golden doodles especially the ‘miniature’ ones. Get a lab or shut up

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Talk to your doctor to see what beta blockers and online farming can do for you

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Why is everyone on Sports Center always YELLING?? Anytime of day, doesn’t matter. They are screaming

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Street meat and nitrous. Meet y’all there

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I need. No I have to stop getting drunk and talking to people about antiques. This innocent man

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We don’t talk about how I minored in political science with a speciality in counter terrorism enough like I dead ass thought my strategy in deterring Sadam Hussein was revolutionary and now I’m just like kinda in branding picking out outdoor trash cans

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Beer after or during a tragedy
Dog park beer
Well deserved and smug af beer after exercise (once properly hydrated)
Beer with a bartender while they are on the clock (feels illegal)
Sunset beer
Beer in your office during work hours (not after)

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Unconventional satisfactory drinks (a series):

Airport wine
Wine while getting your hair done
Lunch wine
Communion wine
Shower beer
All nighter sunrise beer
Nail salon wine
Car beer 30 mins out after a long drive
Beer in a nice glass on last Zoom of the day