Faye Salins

Storm in a teacup. I have to add that tweets are my own to reduce liability or some such nonsense.
She/her

[Faye Salins @BombayDiva]

#Calgary drivers, may I have a word?

[City of Calgary @cityofcalgary]

🤝Help is on the way

A HUGE thank you to the San Diego County Water Authority for helping source this piece of feeder main pipe.

It is currently being transported from San Diego to Calgary and will be arriving this week.

❤️ Stay classy, San Diego

➡https://t.co/cw3TCzI9ra

[Faye Salins @BombayDiva]

@shrutithenaik Lol in-house Simon Cowell

[Faye Salins @BombayDiva]

@adencrossing They're so adorable 🥰 she's making so many people smile!

[Faye Salins @BombayDiva]

Whoever is leaving these little snow ducks around the University of Calgary campus today, thank you for your service ❤️

[Faye Salins @BombayDiva]

@shan_daar Right? It made me smile!

[Faye Salins @BombayDiva]

@nbuis I mean...Look how easy it would be to spot my corpse in a snowbank!!!

Also I did not know it isn't normal to tell your neighbour to look out their window while you use a boost kit on your car (it's so that they can call 911 if I electrocute myself) #CompletelyLogicalThoughts

[The Country Boy Slim Flair @SlimWyldNReklez]

We did everything they told us to do and then they changed the rules

[Liz Hoffman @lizrhoffman]

oh god everyone is circling back

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

don’t invite me nowhere w/ complicated parking bc i’ll just go home

[Brittany Terwilliger @Brttnyblm]

Me, every year at this time

[Faye Salins @BombayDiva]

@nbuis 🤣🤣🤣

[Faye Salins @BombayDiva]

@HowThingsWork_ @CanadaP2P

[Aamito @Aamito_lagum]

All i am saying is that , if this Paris - bedbug situation was in Africa, we would be talking about it differently. Travel bans would be issued by now.

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

A wise person once said that you will experience climate change through a series of increasingly wild videos, until you are the one taking the video.

[r daneel olivaw @trillharris]

OH THIS IS DOPE