@eiffel_doug Yesh. You need higher standards doll~
[He kissed him again, this time on the cheek.]
No. Thatβs not your surprise. I got you something. Yβknow. Since itβs youβre birthday and all.
@eiffel_doug [He arches an eyebrow again.]
You think your big surprise was me telling you that you look good for a dead man? Please Doug. Have a little faith in me~
@eiffel_doug [He shrugs, slipping an arm around his waist.]
Oh right. I guess I technically donβt have to tell anyone anything. I mean youβre still legally dead. What was it again? Shuttle explosion? Brutal.
@eiffel_doug If coffee is the thing that finally kills you, Iβm lying to everyone and telling them someone poisoned you. There is nothing sexy about having to write βdied of high caffeine intakeβ on your tomb.
[He teases with a nudge to his side.]
And hey- never say never~