fertile crescent roll

If you’re from my past, stay there.

[fertile crescent roll @Bombusername]

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[fertile crescent roll @Bombusername]

1. Don’t pick up the phone, you know he’s only calling cause he’s drunk and alone.

[fertile crescent roll @Bombusername]

Tempted to test these new Twitter limits.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I don't like attention but I like standing out. It is weird. Like yes, notice me but don't say anything about it 😅

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕣𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕥 @TheArchivistLC]

When my dad died, I was in such a state of shock that a doctor prescribed Ativan.

I abused it.

I didn’t really understand what “take as needed” meant. I was grieving, barely functioning, and they handed a woman with ADHD a bottle of pills and vague instructions.

“Well, I fucking need it,” I thought, letting another one dissolve on my tongue. “Because if I don’t, I’m wrapping myself in his sweaters just to smell him and crying on the floor.”

I bounced from clinic to clinic until someone finally flagged it and cut me off.

For a brief moment, I felt nothing.

And it was nice.

That’s when I understood the appeal. Not because I wanted to get high. I just wanted the grief to stop.

So when people ask me how addiction happens, I think about that feeling. I think about how seductive relief can be when you’re drowning.

[bene gesserit candidate @drigbodoll]

it’s very normal and common. everybody is annoying, you’re gonna annoy people that love you & they’re gonna talk about it

[fertile crescent roll @Bombusername]

@Shadonis This is great! Congrats and thanks! 🙏🏾

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@CBD42O https://t.co/fear6n7FYO

Understandable

[💫Flames🔥🥷 @flames_28]

Funny animal and the baby 😂😂😂

[🔱Occult Hours🔱 @OccultHours]

My shaman teacher taught a class on shadow work this week and told us to write down a list of our biggest pet peeves.

He then told us to put our name at the top of that list and said: “HERE IS YOUR SHADOW WORK”

Everyone was wrecked 😂

[Muna @infernape_914]

“AND THE HOME OF THE-“

*record scratches*

[m. @moseason_]

I hate it! There is no need to perform for me but don’t just stare at me in silence when I say “hello how you doing?”

[NITTA ROZE @nittatherebel]

if you’re a weird/off putting/neurodivergent girl, i suggest you stop masking and embrace it to the fullest, you stand out for a reason babe

[🪞 @pommygranate]

sometimes u love someone and they just don’t love u

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Do you wanna Come over and get Irritated with my Behavior

[fertile crescent roll @Bombusername]

He suffers from premature ejaculation

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Having a man constantly have to pause in it reallyyyyy turn me up😂

[Eniola_OG @ab_ennie]

Do you know what I miss?
Waking up to “I know you’re asleep but” paragraphs.

[MarLife🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

Everybody having sex BUT me

[fertile crescent roll @Bombusername]

How many group chats are you in? How many is too many?

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

When Walmart never went back to 24 hours nation wide after Covid I knew that was the end of America.

[fertile crescent roll @Bombusername]

@MissSassbox It must’ve started after those geniuses were recording themselves opening ice cream in the store, licking it and putting it back.

[fertile crescent roll @Bombusername]

All Summer!