@HungerFF As someone who has the spectre of bowel cancer in the family and has seen that surgery on the bowels isn't a straight forward thing that can lead to years of on going issues (once all that in there is disturbed it never sits right again) I definitely feel for you mister.
@SkikesXXX hook you up with a catheter that's attached to the cum tube of a fuck off big but plug, so every time you push that stream of piss fills your guts.
@slim_ff would love to change your diaper later once that all falls out.
I would cook a full Bolognese up there!
What's the thing you use to get the noodles in with?