Bon Jeck

I didn't choose the Bon Jeck life...
The Bon Jeck life chose me.

[Bon Jeck @Bon__Jeck]

Post Malone stole his look from Shia Lebeouf. Change my mind.

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All I've ever wanted to do is dunk a basketball. Is that so hard of an ask God?

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Why is the American public enabling Crumbl Cookie to sell you a $5 piece of shit? They can't keep getting away with this.

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Grimace is the worst birthday week girl to exist.

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I had a Zune and no one cared...

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@christiand284 1230

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@AOC Your feedback is appreciated, now pay $8

[Bon Jeck @Bon__Jeck]

Yo @JoeBiden my boy. Here me out. How much do you really need to tax overtime. Like I'm willing to bet I need it a little more than y'all do, since you know I'm working extra for it. Just a thought. Love your boy JB2.

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What's up with hotels and their anti-mini fridge stance. Whack!

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

'Well, its Motherfucker’s Day again.'

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Hey @elonmusk I have a @twitter rebrand idea to run by you…

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The Mona Lisa of our lifetime.

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I knew this day would come just a year late.

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We lost Kobe this early , we now just got to ask ourselves if this is the year for Betty White?

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I've finally made it to the economic level to where I can buy namebrand offbrand groceries. God is good 🙏

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Unless susceptible to extreme natural disasters, nuclear power plants should not be shut down

[Bon Jeck @Bon__Jeck]

Top five holidays:
5: Christmas/Hanukkah
4: Easter
3: Halloween
2:4th of July
1: Thanksgiving

[Bon Jeck @Bon__Jeck]

Kid was yelling at the top of his lungs today in the parking lot while I was on the phone. I was asked what I was doing and I said I was going to kick a 5 year old in the face and his mother procceed to laugh in approval. People are good.

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I went to get my first pedicure with my mom today. I pulled my feet out of the water bucket and the lady started laughing said something loud in Mandarin and walked away for 5 mins. Never felt more self conscious in my life.

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Say what again, I dare you, I double-dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

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My only interaction with other humans today was an older man who appeared to be under the influence yelling, "Hey, hey yo, yo pussy jump my car. Bitch!" Then a woman of the night walked up to my car and started knocking on my window trying to get my attention. Big city livin bb.

[Bon Jeck @Bon__Jeck]

The most excitement I have gotten out of adult life so far is plotting to unionize and go on strike for our boss leaving early in the spirit of Labor Day. Don't grow up.