Bonnie Swanson

Wife of Joe Swanson and mother of Kevin & Susie Swanson. Former stripper. My dream has always been 2 design jewelry but I'm 46yo and taking care of a crippled

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

FUN FACT: My real name's Bonald, but only Joe and Brian know that so, shhhhh ; ) #FamilyGuy

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

@letmebeyourmur Oh, you get me so well darling!

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

Wow. It’s really amazing what wine and hate can make you tune out and forget... Yeah, you know what I’m talking about, Joe. #FamilyGuy #BonnieSwanson #Wine #UnhappyWife

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

I❤️wine. And that you don't need to clean your own vomit, because all u had to eat the entire day is wine, so it looks like spilled wine

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

Do you remember this!? Hahahaha #FamilyGuy

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

Who's up for a game of cricket? If anything, we'll have a nice paddle to toy around with #FamilyGuy

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

I'm pretty sure I've read more books than all of the Griffins combined #FamilyGuy

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

Bruce wanted me to show him some dance moves. I asked him to wax my car first.He thought I was training him like the Karate Kid 😂 #FamilyGuy

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

There were no cavepeople with disabilities. If Joe were a weak baby in ancient times, his body would be tossed over a cliff #FamilyGuy

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

Here's a useful tip.... If you wanna improve your Tinder profile, just take a picture with a puppy #FamilyGuy #ATipFromBonnie

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

Joe thinks I shouldn't be teaching Cleveland Jr where to buy weed. He's right, I should be teaching him how to get up & exercise #FamilyGuy

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

Bronzed men are 😍👌🏻! "Bronze" is the perfect amount of ethnic without being too ethnic #FamilyGuy #JustSaying

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

Man up, Joe. If you can fall, you can bounce #FamilyGuy

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

Years of wearing high heels have made my calves super jacked. It's like I have a tiny Dwayne Johnson on the back of my legs #FamilyGuy

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

I was too generous today... I wonder if I really want to help or if I just feel guilty about kicking that homeless woman #FamilyGuy

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

Ah, nothing get the blood flowing like beating up random crippled guys in the street #FamilyGuy

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

I'm a stay-at-home mom. Everything I know about the world is from streaming movies #FamilyGuy #TrueStory #MomStory

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

Everything is better with a big bag of........... "oregano" 😜 #FamilyGuy

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

Ugh! If I wanted to be with a guy who just rolls, I'd just stay with Joe! #SorryNotSorry #FamilyGuy

[Bonnie Swanson @BonaldSwanson]

A guy asked me to show him all the hot spots in Quahog... Why would he want to see Joe's bedsores? #Confused #TrueStory #FamilyGuy