Mandindi Ndaamyeka

God forbid.

[Mandindi Ndaamyeka @BonangHasAIDS]

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My daughter has 12 nipples. Sounds funny, dozen tit?

[Mandindi Ndaamyeka @BonangHasAIDS]

So you're telling me you starve yourself ON PURPOSE? You Americans!

[Mandindi Ndaamyeka @BonangHasAIDS]

My daughter's Facebook status says, "I'm so wet right now!" shame, she was probably at swimming practice.

[Mandindi Ndaamyeka @BonangHasAIDS]

White Kid: Shut up, mom!
Mom: *Shuts up*

Black Kid: Shut up, mom!
*wakes up.* Where am I?
Doctor: Intensive Care.

[Mandindi Ndaamyeka @BonangHasAIDS]

Whenever my daughters boyfriend is over all I hear is "Baby, baby, baby oooh!!!" They must really love Justin Bieber!

[Mandindi Ndaamyeka @BonangHasAIDS]

My daughter's boyfriend is so nice, he always feels my breast to make sure I don't have breast cancer!

[Mandindi Ndaamyeka @BonangHasAIDS]

Ever since my daughter sprained her wrist, her boyfriend has been coming over to help her shower ... He is such a sweetheart!

[Mandindi Ndaamyeka @BonangHasAIDS]

So you're telling me...You're not going to eat that JUST because it fell on the floor?

[Mandindi Ndaamyeka @BonangHasAIDS]

Are the girls in 16 And Pregnant going to appear in 32 and Grandma?

[Mandindi Ndaamyeka @BonangHasAIDS]

You can walk a mile in my shoes? Good luck. I don't have shoes.

[Mandindi Ndaamyeka @BonangHasAIDS]

So you're telling me, that at 11:11 I can make a wish and it will come true? If only I had a watch.

[Mandindi Ndaamyeka @BonangHasAIDS]

Who's this Madonna? And where is she taking my little brother?

[Mandindi Ndaamyeka @BonangHasAIDS]

Allow me to get this straight, his name is 2 CHAINZ and he's a rapper, not a slave???

[Mandindi Ndaamyeka @BonangHasAIDS]

So you're telling me, you've got 99 problems, but malaria ain't one?