Napoléon Bonaparte

|| Literate, Historical RP || Napoléon Bonaparte I, Emperor of France, cunning military strategist, the greatest man alive, and perhaps somewhat self-centred.

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

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[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

@JaquesNecker Thank you, I believe I will go right ahead.

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

@JaquesNecker glue together the pieces of a crumbling monarchy?

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

@JaquesNecker You showed them a surplus, when there was none! Do you really so foolishly believe in the tales you spun, attempting to >

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

@JaquesNecker And you believe that lying about a government's debt teaches people to think? You merely flatter their confirmation bias.

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

@JaquesNecker Sure you don't. De Staël's scathing memoirs won't be forgotten by the public too easily, and I blame your influence on her.

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

Nah, I think I'll delay it by 100 days, sorry buddy. https://t.co/uPeeyZen5X

[Charles X @CharlesXdefranc]

⚡️ “Monarchy is back.”

https://t.co/X7kcPEzxzr

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

@JaquesNecker You should tell your daughter to take her ego down a few notches. A woman with that much opinion will get herself exiled.

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

@TRVJIYO @MemesOnHistory It... was actually in the Spring. Which says more about Russian climate than my planning abilities.

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

@TJ_1776_ ....fine, I'll take it.

[Jem Duducu @JemDuducu]

Napoleon was not short he was 1.69 m or 5'5 average for the time- the belief he was short comes from British propaganda of the time.

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

« No love for the Emperor. I see how it is. »

[Shannon Selin @shannonselin]

3 July 1815: Defeated, #Napoleon arrives at Rochefort. Why didn't he escape to the USA? https://t.co/KQdBpXQhDS #otd

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

@OpulentSplendor « The truth. »

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« I can relate to this — » https://t.co/u8xLpOC17L

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

@BleuetPrivate I mean, radishes could be fun! You never know.

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

@BleuetPrivate Nothing thus far, Lacroix. It is simply for future reference, in case you get any ideas....

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

@BleuetPrivate Perhaps.

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Hot. @BleuetPrivate https://t.co/jHWczyNq9v

[Facts In Your Face @FactsInYourFace]

A punishment in Ancient Greece for adulterous men was the insertion of a large radish into the rectum.

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

@jfkjrs || TransCanada is the company that wants to bring oil from the US to Canada. They basically want to buy land off people to build it

[Napoléon Bonaparte @Bonapartisms]

@BleuetPrivate « Ah, a brilliant idea indeed. Thank you graciously, soldier. I shall have my tailors create something worthy of me. »