Watu nataka tuweke kwa maombi ata ikiwezekana tuwafanyie fasting, ni hawa wa kutumia Toothpaste inaitwa T guard. Bwana these people are suffering,the damage this thing is causing,you will think its being manufactured in state house by the devol himself. Tooth paste inango’a watu meno jameni. Meno inaanza kukatika kama chalk bwana,ata huskii ikikatika,ile kitu inamalisa sensitivity mdomo inabaki kama Tundu ya warembo wa roysambu,yani haiskii kitu. Asubuhi unaamka unajipata na meno nusu
Na Toothpaste yenyewe ni multi purpose. Ukipika ugali ukose mboga,unaguzisha tu ugali kwa dawa unameza. Ukiingia bafu uone hakuna sabuni,unajipaka T guard unajikamua. Shida yake kubwa ni ukitumia kuosha mdomo,saa sita mchana jua ikikumulika namna hii, nayo inaanza effervesence. Ile kitu inaesafanya ufutwe kasi aki. Mdomo inanuka nikama ulitafuna socks ya plumber bwana. Eih! Sasa ikifika saa saba watu wa T guard huwa hawaongei, ni Sign language mpaka jioni
Oi my fada,help these pipo abeg
i don't keep people around for convenience or benefits. if i like you, it's because i genuinely enjoy being around you, not because of what you can do for me.
I'm very strict with my drinking buddies and they know that, men and women alike, vyenye tuliingia ndio vyenye tutatoka, you find someone you'd like to hook up with, exchange numbers and meet the other day, they are not going to accompany us, and you won't accompany them. End of.
Jobs are stressful. So is unemployment. Not finding a partner is stressful. So is having one. Working in an office is stressful. So is working with your hands. Having 50 clients is stressful. So is having none. Life is full of trade-offs. Don’t romanticise options you don’t know.