Bonavire | ᚺᛁᚦᛖᚾ

24 and I feel so old •ᚺᛁᚦᛖᚾ•

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Three weeks after this tweet went viral, the DHS pulled me off a flight, interrogated me for 5 hours, and kept asking why I ‘hate Kash Patel.’

Imagine needing federal agents to babysit your reputation.

[Bonavire | ᚺᛁᚦᛖᚾ @Bonavire_]

@GNCordova My friend got his calf mauled a month into his post office job

[Bonavire | ᚺᛁᚦᛖᚾ @Bonavire_]

@DynamoSuperX

[Bonavire | ᚺᛁᚦᛖᚾ @Bonavire_]

@bread_nought @Steal_your_shit Nothing happens in my state how the fuck are you both here

[Zach Hazard 🪨 @zach_hazard]

They changed the Rock or Something. Unbelievable.

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

Phillys hottest new restaurant is named tallow. There are no beef options. It’s hidden inside of a supermarket, and it closes at 7

[Bonavire | ᚺᛁᚦᛖᚾ @Bonavire_]

@MWaveSuccubus @Whisgoon Mauled and maimed while continuing his speech, which makes it cooler/creepier

[Mayor Buddy Dyer @orlandomayor]

We are devastated to learn that overnight the state painted over the Pulse Memorial crosswalk on Orange Avenue. But we know that while this crosswalk has been removed, Orlando's commitment to honoring the 49 can never be erased.

[Fraco Box @Fraco_Box2]

Never rotoscoping for anything longer than 3 secs again!

[AdequateEmily 🔜 Fantasia 2026 @AdequateEmily]

It’s so interesting how Adult Swim is fine with like a huge amount of rape jokes, but this deeply serious portrayal of what the victims of misogynistic sexual violence go through was “too depressing”

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

In case you aren’t paying attention to the latest in Texas…

She has since been given “permission” to go to her office inside the Capitol building but is still not being permitted to leave the building without a police escort.

Reminder: She has broken zero laws.

[Brandon Wolf @bjoewolf]

They have a duly elected lawmaker locked in the Texas Capitol because she refused her Republican-assigned police babysitter.

[Mugi Goof 🥸 @MugiwaraDGoofy]

The invisible sex offender on Thriller Bark

[That Coin Girl @DuchessOfDress]

I love this little demonstration of how Jax is so so certain that all cartoon logic works in his favor because he's the aggressor, he's the Bugs Bunny, he's the trickster god, but he doesn't realize that cartoon logic works for /everyone/ and /especially/ to punish the asshole.

[vic. @baeegif]

I wish these kind of ponks could only interact with ones like them so they could realize just how exhaustingly unbearable they really are.

[Jehtt @TurboJehtt]

I fully agree with the message here. If you’re thinking about joining ICE, you should jump off a cliff.

[Bonavire | ᚺᛁᚦᛖᚾ @Bonavire_]

@empatheticcain When did they start calling him spin? I thought they backed up calling him Spider-Man because "anyone can be Spider-Man"

[Space Cowboy @kristbozaia]

I hate people that suck the joy out of stuff

No one tell him this but Lex is literally predicting and shouting the combo before the previous attack is even done because he studied Superman THAT closely he’s able to anticipate and prepare for every counter measure

[Bonavire | ᚺᛁᚦᛖᚾ @Bonavire_]

@esjesjesj "what is with you" also implies he keeps doing ts

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

What a coincidence that kick streamers need to be taught what consent is