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[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

The second par deserves a prize for the most amount of stock-phrases and meaningless banalities in a single sentence.

[𝔻𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕕 𝕸𝖈𝕽𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖑𝖉 🇬🇧 @GayoCaesar]

@OFalafel What do you call a woman balancing a pint of lager on her head whilst playing snooker?

Beatrix Potter

[BondiBell @BondiBell]

@JimmyBroadbent It's not politics Jimmy, it's basic decency. Something you have a lot of and Johnson has none. 👍

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@RacingLines @WilliamsRacing Surely would have been factored into the legal due diligence and SPA when doing the Doriltton deal?

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@seanjonesqc So glad to be in Australia... Turned up at a drive through clinic on Sunday 11am. No appointment needed. Took 10 mins. Texted result at 5.30 that day.

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

A sign of intellect is the ability to change your mind in the face of new facts.

A mark of wisdom is refusing to let the fear of admitting you were wrong stop you from getting it right.

The joy of learning something new eventually exceeds the pain of unlearning something old.

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Murray did it properly - he put us through 4 years of agony before he finally won one - none of this straight from A levels in Bromley to champion in 6 months nonsense.

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@isobelroe how can they fine people in direct contravention to the published rules?

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@JimmyBroadbent totally understand Jimmy - I've had the most successful professional last 12m but left feeling flat. Doesn't make sense does it? I suggest getting an external coach - best decision I've made in the last 5 years.

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@TheBishF1 we have refundable glass bottles down here in Aus! (Well 10c refund) surely bus conductors were much more recent than it suggests.

[BondiBell @BondiBell]

A fine piece of writing. Surely one for @LettersOfNote RT @brahmresnik: NEW Maricopa County Board chair to Senate GOP: ‘Little time to entertain adventure in never-never land.’ Board rejects most of Senate subpoena shortly before 1pm deadline.

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@mehdirhasan They are 'pro-life', but only until you're born...

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

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@PivotPod @SRuhle @karaswisher @profgalloway Great contributions but having @sruhle on the whole show made me really miss the Scott/Kara dynamic on this week.

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@tedcooke if I had a truck on fire, I'm not sure a petrol station would be the first place I'd stop... 🤷🏼‍♂️
Impressive CCTV camera that moved to watch the action too.

[John Lewis & Partners @JohnLewisRetail]

Phew, the John Lewis social team have just finished an all day brainstorming session to find ways for people to talk about us on Twitter..... Have we missed anything? 👀

[BondiBell @BondiBell]

@cox_tom My son put this up today after finding a bat in our hammock (!) and my first thought was that your Dad would probably approve!. 😀

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

Dominic Cummings, Ted Cruz - it's amazing how often "being a good dad" involves fucking off on holiday when you fancy it