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If you post Instagram reels, and make the thumbnail the punchline so that the joke is spoiled before my friends even click on it, you’re deadass going to hell. I’m not even kidding. Your soul is going to descend.

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I love toilet covers but that shit be sticking to your ass like a rat to a glue trap when you sweating at the gym

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Sleepy toppy call it honk-shoouh

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Boyfriend whose big biceps flex while he struggles to get the really frozen ice cream out of the container for me: idea, and! Send!

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@onikochan96321 I wish more people drew him similar to a handsome face like this and/or the buzzcut rather than the long luscious hair and skinny type of face I tend to see

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The Jewish yaoi; oy gey

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Vibrator charging. Headphones in. Yaoi loaded. Welcome home 💖💕✨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🛴

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I actually found an asmr channel I seem to really like but this video flashed before my mind as I was watching a video so now I gotta go to bed in silence

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Reading fanfic right now with 4 drinks, 3 bags of chips, and 2 chocolates. They can tell you that angelic joyful puppy boys exist but you’ll never have proof until you meet me.

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Watching a guy make a mean “mass moves mass” video but I don’t process anything because he stitched a chubby buff dude’s video and I got so hard all th e blood left my head . Dizzy

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I don’t participate in no nut November because my type faces extinction every fucking summer #boft #boftsummer #PLEASE #FORONCE #STOPSUMMERCUT #FUCK #PLEAAAASSSEEUHHH

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Upholding two jobs and college when I should be held by two men and . Uhhh retirement

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Fanfic writing will have you researching strong gender neutral animals

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I dislike that wanting a big boft guy means dating a guy who has bigger legs than me and I’ll have to admit that

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If I was in dispatch they’d be calling me meat n cheese way I’m always getting sandwhiched #dispatch #robert #royd #malevola #everyone #SDNDEMON

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Thought I didn’t have eye bags so I sent my friends a photo, turns out I have eye luggage

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I wanna see ass with meat that would save the Donner party

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Can an annoying white boy who loves vodka and Alex g be wroth love tonight #employed #tooemployed #tboyswag #crows #trinkets #gatorade #topviewartreference #vewn #camera #ThuyênTình by #NgocHuong #Ao3 #spiderman #madagascar3onxbox

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We have to bring back guyliner I just know it’ll fix something. Maybe some higher power will forgive us.