Simpaii

Gamer. Manga reader, anime watcher. 2K baby.

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Most evil horrible girls in their bedroom with plushies

[Simpaii @BoneDaddySenpai]

@Justwandyy The amount of unread is daunting

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when the exam is so hard you’re learning new things by reading the questions

[Simpaii @BoneDaddySenpai]

@jayythewave I wonder who drove there

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I don’t mind taking the longer route to avoid greeting/interacting with people

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Sometimes I’m late because I stay like this for a long time

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me risking my entire future for 5 extra minutes of sleep

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I hope it’s not 6:00 am”

clock: 5:57 am

me immediately going back to sleep like those 3 minutes will change my life:

[Simpaii @BoneDaddySenpai]

@MrViralHimself And he's only using GNX, didn't Kendrick have promo for Mr Morale and the Big Steppers.

[Simpaii @BoneDaddySenpai]

@MrViralHimself Define moving the goalpost😭😭😭

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

i dont abuse alcohol i kiss it gently between its thighs

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

when someone tries to tell me abt wattpad, but i was on it before there was a premium option, it had no ads, authors posted new chapters at 3am, the comment section was easily pushing 100+ under an hr, mafia troupes were taking over rankings, & 1D was buying me every other story

[Zion @zionszzn]

I’m so glad my mouth don’t foam up in the corners when I talk 😭

[Simpaii @BoneDaddySenpai]

@pawpeeler @Phil_Lashio420 @RealPostFolder

[Simpaii @BoneDaddySenpai]

@Phil_Lashio420 @squirrelmusing @RealPostFolder I agree, and entirely new computer isn't necessarily needed if it's moving slow. When my pc gave problems, I simply upgraded the necessary parts to get it back up and running. I did not get an entirely new pc.

[Cy @tellahaterfucku]

@FearedBuck Y'all have me agreeing with Akademiks.... send the flood we ready Lord

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night.

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

i was trynna be funny asking if she had fun with her other bf why this bitch start crying talking bout "i was gonna tell you i swear"