Ember (She/Her)

Does things sometimes...

[eri @erixnol]

@socoolrobyna scientisnyswe who made dis been suckin and fuckin wachogher this whole time that’s why we ain’t got su h a perfect line since hoenb

[HaruChan @harucyannnn]

目目目目

[andeez nuts @ThundraHawkTUAH]

These two lowk were moving like bowser jr d smash

[napako @napeeko]

#Laprooms

[Leon S. Kennedy @RPD_Rookie_1998]

@kennvdy98 You should probably eat your lunch before I get a phone call

[Orange @Mandarln0range]

She’s asking him out

[Guthix @Skylord_Guthix]

@MaxKetchum_ hi! i don't think that at all. i live not because i deserve it, but because nobody has killed me yet. and with every day that passes, i grow stronger. seemingly with no signs of slowing down.

one day, perhaps I will be the strongest, and then...? Who will save you?

[VIC @mossymonkeyman]

@rat_liker @foolibuster Why isn’t that detestable nerd helping the kindly man protect his burger?

[spam @entryno17]

theyve run out of budged and now need to use their own blood to make iron lung 2. give markiplier your blood so he can make iron lung 2

[zooksiee @Zooksiee]

@SolRidley My goat

[Tater @TaterTheDunce]

@inkstruggletwts

[Alex828 @alex828ssb]

i was inspired to make a flipnote out of this bc it was actually perfect LOL thank you sm for the inspo🙏🙏

[Breakfast & Luigi Ership @LuigiErship]

The quote “I outrank you in this scenario” is often misattributed to Bowser, as dialogue boxes in Super Mario Bros. did not make it clear who was speaking. However, the official novelization written by Shigeru Miyamoto shows that this is actually Mario's famous catchphrase.

[loloshua 🐯 (code loloshua in the item shop) @loloshua]

Jimmy Carter when skibidi toilet left fortnite

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

"Can you feel it? That's the weight of futility. The clock is ticking, your heart is racing, and you've begun to doubt yourself. A terrible, oppressive thought enters your mind: 'He's going to win this.' And of course you're right. You were right the minute you began doubting."

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

I met M2K at a hotel for dogs. I said, "how can I ever be great like you, M2K?" He said, "listen, buddy. At the end of the day, I’m just an ordinary guy with a passion for gaming. I put my pants on just like anybody else: two legs at a time, because that’s optimal."

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

1. Turn gaming into a career and you'll never need a vacation. 2. Discover that it's hard to enjoy a hobby when your life depends on it. 3. Realize that you've lost your only escape from work and don't have the time to find a new one. 4. Take a vacation, you'll need it.

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

"Do I look fat in this?" I ask. "Yes", the doctor replies, "You look fat in everything, in much the same way that a dog looks like a dog in everything."

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

just spent all day in the lab fucking up new tech and then convincing myself that i "basically got it figured out."

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

today we are celebrating the second death of marcy, a dog so dumb god wanted to kill her twice.