charity

the shambler

[charity @BoneWarper]

We need to talk about how stressful getting no pussy is for people with ADHD

[mache @mache33k]

planning my birthday party searching up stuff like “michael clayton themed cocktails”

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I am not okay with anyone being friends with anyone

[charity @BoneWarper]

@slurms5 it’s in the name - “pickle” “ball”

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Cute girl: haha what are you listening to

(She takes my earbud)

Ai movie recap of Forrest Gump: the retarded man held bubba while dead. He knew bubba did shrimp. A shrimp boat in bubbas memory for fishing. no legs Dan meets god while out shrimping

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Me: (katt Williams voice) how come every job you go to there's a Motha Fucka named Brandon

My coworker Brandon: good morning Nick

[🅱️askerville 🇦🇪 @WB_Baskerville]

I translate stakeholder requirements in to actionable development work and steward deliverables to production on time and in scope

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

*lightbulb appears over my head* Let’s all drink ourselves to death!

[charity @BoneWarper]

Post job application clarity and I just realized I applied to be an apprentice boat rigger

[charity @BoneWarper]

@froglover2003 I will be using this

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

That’s actually the only age you can’t do that

[charity @BoneWarper]

Do you think there’s a female equivalent to those small penis humiliation guys? Do you think there’s a girl out there who gets off on hearing that her pussy’s trash

[Renaud Foucart @RenaudFoucart]

This supposedly "classic" book has an incredible number of hallucinated references. It's as if he's summarizing books that never existed in the first place.

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Just got exposed for my role in the coverup of a major scandal and had to resign in disgrace. My legacy and political future are completely tarnished. I’ll forever be remembered as a crook. Pineapple with cottage cheese and warm milk.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

idk but my dentist told me that I have it

[MarlboroDesperado @marlbdesperado]

@shitpoetic Ask not for whom the pussy tolls; it tolls for thee

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Kill him. Shoot him in the back of the head. Stab him a thousand times. Crush him with stones.

[charity @BoneWarper]

Suicide by magician

[charity @BoneWarper]

@ravidravidravid That’s awesome man

[#1 computer user @inherentvibes]

this is what lies inside the id of the american mind