nicky

edging allegiance 🫡

[Alexander @wildbillpaxton]

‘Butterball is the most nefarious member of pinhead’s court’ is just something I have to say out loud to myself every few days otherwise it builds up

[honey darling @athousandpisses]

Halo kill streak announcer loudly saying “overdraft” when I try to pay for my groceries

[nicky @BonedDry]

Love that my beautiful and very deep Lake Ontario will now become a culture war totem for the dumbest people who have ever lived

[nicky @BonedDry]

@jeremysmiles Real journalism is when you say "that's facts" to guys without object permanence

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

cause i’m too steely… and then i’m too fuckin dan

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

DATA: Some kind of ray or field, or maybe a particle, is just fucking our shit up severely, captain.
PICARD: I want that ray, field, or particle contained.

[nicky @BonedDry]

Employers are asking too much of the gentle laborer

[nicky @BonedDry]

Dude come through tonight, we're at the intersection of creativity and data rn. We're thriving in a collaborative environment bro. It's getting solutions-oriented

[nicky @BonedDry]

Being online is starting to feel like when you find an audio log in a survival horror game after everyone is already dead

[nicky @BonedDry]

Pass the Lagunitas, brother

[House ⚔️ @mrmatthouse]

take me down to the orc city where the grass is green and the girls are also green

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Gavin newsom (sealing me into combat mech) When you're up there... think about me. Think about california

Me: I will never forget you sir

[nicky @BonedDry]

Somebody left an environmental storytelling handprint in the work bathroom

[nicky @BonedDry]

Invest early in fear 📈📈📈

[nicky @BonedDry]

This portrait of Ted at my job makes it look like he passed away

[nicky @BonedDry]

When the squad is on different wavelengths

[nicky @BonedDry]

My google photos is really going through it

[illy bocean @IllyBocean]

I think a grey alien would like Pepsi and a green alien would like Mountain Dew. I am working on evidence to support this

[nicky @BonedDry]

Sex with me is like Sonic OC cause I'm self-inserting

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

me picking up trump’s ear