Bonedaddy

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was 'Oh no, not again....'

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

Happy Birthday @FlannelJedi !!!
Please enjoy yourself irresponsibly.

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

Is it wrong that all I can hear when I look at this thing is "suicide is painless"? Hahaha
#MASH
Fuck cancer

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

If the #EmergencyRoom gave out tickets like #ChuckECheese I'd be half way to that sweet turtle eraser by now....

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

For I so hated My one and only son that I sent him to the world, that whosoever believes in him shall inevitably become an asshole.

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

@mattgaetz And their legal ages partners....yep, pretty sad pedo-boy

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

https://t.co/Ba3fYQ8VnE

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

They better buy me dinner first...
#NASA
https://t.co/L8puFVUbuR

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

So ready for this...
#Kidsinthehall
https://t.co/QzP1WaxKGc

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

@DrRocketScience

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

Can this asshole please stop haunting us all with his shittyness please? For the love of God just stay the fuck home will ya?
https://t.co/ALwzSlxfPE

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

@AOC And you thought once you got to DC you wouldn't have to deal with "creepy guys at the bar" anymore.

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

@GovAbbott @TexasDSHS @TDEM So the federal government can go to hell until there's something you want from them huh? Nice governance there jackass.

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

One thing we have in common is how we feel about Betty White.

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

Today is the day for my latest PET scan to see if all the lousy side effects from the #chemo have been worth it or if the #cancer is still spreading. If the world has any mojo to send my way around 2ish this afternoon I'll take all I can get.

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

Ya know, I ended up liking #MatrixResurrections more then I thought I would. The small 2 meter thermal exhaust port they needed for their big end strategy was a nice nod also. #red5

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

Cancer fucking sucks

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

Woo Hoo! I'm very glad efforts are being made. We can't let covid take the #CineramaDome away too!
https://t.co/SYnInOxLLm

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

@AdamSessler @xplay Have I missed the Lawn Mower Sim review? Farming is great and all, but cutting grass is....on fleek? Is that right? Is that what the hep cats are saying now?
I fleek
You fleek
He/She fleeks
We fleeked
They be fleekin

[Bonedaddy @Bonedaddy000]

Just got my #Covid #Booster done, I feel much better having that checked off. Go get your #shots everyone, they're not just keeping you safe but eveyone else you have contact with too.