The Morning Wood

I like boners. Not other people's, just my own. This is why I keep a boner diary about when and how I get them (it's usually tits).

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#penis Going zen on my dick http://t.co/OFQYzbvmHu

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I don't have erectile dysfunction #WhyISmile

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Is it unethical for me tag my blog with 'Disney Princess'? #penis http://t.co/ZWrFu4RuCV

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Channeling my inner Xiaolin:
http://t.co/UK2kD5ollY

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#iKnowImNotTheOnlyOneWho keeps a diary about my boners, right?

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#10ThingsIGetAlot
10)boners
9)hard ons
8)boneskis
7-1) more bonerz

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#NothingFeelsBetterThan a rock hard boner in my pants.

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Star Craft 2 and men's fashion: http://t.co/beva5yv2uf

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Getting bonerz from the Bible: http://t.co/kwasFaNkQd

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Thoughts on my mother's vagoo: http://t.co/07RNaOFOvI

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http://t.co/tqdpuUsIIg

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http://t.co/OBOpxK4m9o #dickjokes