Boner Mike

3-time Midwest Donkey Breeding Champion/ Owner of the Franklin County Dairy Queen/ Collector of Multiple Rare Skateboards/ Survivor of the 2013 Red Man Crisis

[Boner Mike @Boner_Mike1]

@UnderdogFantasy BEEKMAN

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

100 years from now psychologists will still be studying the 2024 Ohio State-Michigan game

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If alpha-male McVay called me a war daddy I’d walk around with a hard on for a week straight. #respectfully

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@Bambino_Bets Let’s go!

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I would plow Kamala Harris #unprotectedsex

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@Bambino_Bets Legend

[Craig Schultz @CraigSchultzy]

+1500 for a response

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@VaginaGaylo Why the fuck would I want to do math when I look at the time?? #retard

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Honorable mention: peanut butter

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Best sauce for emergency lube (dire situation)

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Someone bean drop me and strap a GoPro to my forehead #viral

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There should be public livestream of Waffle House from an outdoor perspective like we’re looking into some sort of really fucked up fish bowl #fundamentaleducation

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Does anyone ever want to strike matches at those gas trucks just to play with the odds? #drivebyarson

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This hangover has a “Siri find me the nearest red lobster” type feel to it #lube

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I should streak the solar eclipse #WrestleManiaXL

[AB @AB84]

Eclipse these Balls #CTESPN

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Kirk cousins the type of guy to eat hella peanut butter #cracker

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Daily reminder to tell anyone you know with food allergies to kill themselves‼️ #retards